There once was a chameleon named Natty Von Natticus. He was an odd fellow with an obsession with bugs. In fact, he loved bugs so much that his best friend oops gies micrasoft werd crashd so i cant yuze spel chekr ennimor
he luvd bugs so mutch his bff was a bee. wen did he first meet bee? on a bus, dummy. ware else duz a kid meet frends
natty sed 2 bee, "hi can i sit heer"
bee sed, "ya"
but natty tripd and sat on bee and bee died. the end.
but natty had a wotch that let him tiem travul wunce so he went bak in tiem to b4 wen he sat on bee
bee sed, "ya"
natty sat nekst to bee
natty sed, "hi nise 2 meet u "
bee sed, "wow ur so nise, evry1 makes fun of me bcuz im a bee "
natty, "ha, hope u dont sting me if i make fun of u 2!"
bee, "lol thats funny "
sudenlee bus stopd now natty and bee wer at skool
natty, "c u in clas"
bee sed, "i'll BEE shore 2"
ok dabanmrax, now u rite abowt wat hapend in clas
ok mister hadgar i wil dood it
natty n bee wen 2 skool at ACadmee
see its AC like in aminal crsossn and acadme lik wen u go to skool ha ha laf pls
it was teh 1rd day of skool and dey walked 2 clas
but thats when big bullu "po tato chip" shoed up n standedd in there wai
chip sed: "jey l0zer hus ur frend"
nat: "go away1!!:
chip sed to his click "look gais lizzerd boi leiks 2 play with bugs lol" (nat wuz a cmaeloen, NOT a lizerd. tis was vrey ignort statemint.)
nat stud up tol n sed "hes my FREND u big MEANIE"
ten chip slaped nat with hes beever tale (bc chip was a beever)
nat wantd to cri but had to BEE strong
see its leik be strong but he wuz dfend bee pls laf
then chip sey "ha ha ur such a l0zer to play wit l0zer bugs leik a l0zer!! cmon boyz lets go" he sed stompin way n laffin maniclalchyly