Welcome to ACC's first every Staff Position Auction™. This is a LIMITED TIME OFFER and ends at the end of the day. Everything auctioned off will be put towards the fundraiser for Boondox™! Have you ever wanted to be a Researcher or Developer and discuss all the newest innovations for the Staff Room™ microwave? What about being a Scout and getting to force a smile onto everyone you meet? If any of these ideas interest you then this is the PERFECT opportunity for you! We will start the auction off with 100,000 BellShop™ bells for all existing positions. Once everything is over you may replace any of the existing staff members whether they like it or not.
Please note that many of the words on this thread are trademarked™, and we will be working on getting compensated from members who use these words as Soon™ as possible.
*Rugby Tackles pedro_collins & ACWWFreakazoid*
^ Because they copied my signature!And they threw cake at me! :(
^^Boondox is the staff's excuse to extol the users of money in order to buy cake, ice cream, and especially cookies! It's all a sham though! Boondox isn't some poor town that needs money, it doesn't even exist!
That said, my bid for Scout is -2 cookies for the staff. Don't question the negative physics of cookies.
"Honesty's the best policy" but that's all moot:
Everybody loves kind lies to hearing harsh truths.