Wish granted, but Nintendo doesn't give you any credit for it.

I wish that N Harmonia was real.

I wouldn't care if I didn't get credit!

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Wish granted but everyone dies.

I wish my house didn't burn down.

Wish granted, There are no corruptions because I feel bad enough for you already.


I wish I could get my emotions out easier.

Wish granted but now they flow out like a waterfall.

I wish Snickers turned you into a different person.

"Wish granted, There are no corruptions because I feel bad enough for you already."

You broke the game.

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Wish granted, but snickers likes me too much!

I wish Netflix would work on my PS3.

Wish granted... But you can only ever watch one episode of something on repeat FOREVER

I wish I had all the nintendo consoles going.

Wish granted but Nintendo dies

I wish that school didn't end

Wish granted, but you have 100 pages of homework to do EVERYNIGHT.

I wish i was married to Dwayne Johnson.. heh

Wish granted, but Dwayne Johnson is now a homeless, skinny 82-year-old.

I wish I had my full again. (also known as a full twisting layout)

Wish granted but Idk what a full is

I wish this thread would revive itself

Wish granted, but you are now dead because you sacrificed your life for this thread's life.

I wish my crush likes me back.

Wish granted but they only like you as a "sister"

I wish my friend would quit spamming memes on Instagram's DMS

Wish granted, but ' We Are Number One ' is now permanently stuck in your head.

I wish my pimples were gone.

Granted. Incidentally, you're also missing all the skin that's normally there, so...

I wish I was a reality warper.

Wish granted, but you automatically warp yourself out of reality.

I wish I could erase TV shows I absolutely despise from all of existence.

Done, but it's equal exchange: you'll wipe out TV shows you like along with it.

Alternate version: said TV show will be replaced with another that's just as bad.



I wish I had a billion dollars.

Granted, but now you're Interpol's number one most wanted criminal.

I wish I was part Saiyan and never had a tail.

Granted. Your left foot is now Saiyan. Incidentally, this is gonna cause the rest of your body to reject it and you're gonna have health problems for the rest of your life, but hey, at least your foot gets stronger every time you beat it to near-death.

I wish I could grant wishes.

Granted but you can only grant wishes of mice.

I wish I had the power to time travel.

Granted, but you can only constantly travel forward through time a a rate of one second per second.

I wish I could use the Solar Flare technique.

Granted but now the Earth has been destroyed by a Solar Flare. Good job.

I wish I could survive in space without need for air.

Oh, good. You can now.

The bad news is that you will very imminently HAVE to.



I wish I could clone myself.

Wish granted, but you only have a certain amount of brain power to divide between the clones. The more clones, the less intelligence in each clone.

I wish I could remember all information I had ever sensed (seen, heard, smelled, tasted, or touched) in my entire life, and could access any specific piece of information clearly and distinctly at any time.

Okay, sure. See, the problem is, we had to turn you into a computer to do that, so you can't actually go anywhere. And no, you're not wifi compatible.

I wish for contentment.

Sure, but now you're completely un-empathetic and unable to feel any other emotions.

I wish I had cat ears.