8/10.

If Euroupe uses Euros, shouldn't Africa use Afros?

7/10

A GPS using only "warm" and "cold" for directions could be exciting or terrible.

7/10

Along those lines, wouldn't GPSs be so much better if they were more casual? "Now, y'all need to take a left in about two and a half miles, dere..."

5/10

I eat burgers.  Does that make me a cowgirl?

7/10

Being an introvert, I've had more thoughts about how I would have a conversation than actually having a conversation.

gr8 f8 m8 i r8 8/10


What if our butts just suddenly sealed together and we all exploded?

...[color=null][10/10./color]


Stitch from "Lilo and Stitch" is named Stitch because he's what "stitched" their family back together!

5/10

I was more under the impression that it was because he was stitched together from a bunch of different creatures.

YOU POST NO SHOWAH THOT AHHHHH




"Blanca" is a play on the term blank, and also Spanish for "white."

Obvious/10

...Have you ever noticed that no guys are named after virtues? I mean, you have girls named things like Grace, Faith, Hope, Mercy, and, uncommonly, things like Chastity or Temperance or Prudence, but no guys named anything like that!

6/10

The discovery of popcorn probably freaked somebody out.

10/10.



"Exploradora" is Spanish for "explore."



THAT'S WHY DORA IS NAMED DORA

9/10 explore dora (O?o)

Why is being skinny so In?
It used to be cool if you were fat, now being anything above size 2 makes you a fat pig ;n;

7/10

It might've helped that, way back when, being fat was a sign that you had plenty of food, and was actually considered healthy. Since that applies to everyone these days...

Those who do not know their history are doomed to repeat it.
There is no substitute for experience.
Therefore, we are all doomed to repeat history.

Depressed yet?

IT'S MORNING U HURT MY BRAIN 10/10



The person who invented Donkey Kong was Japanese. He actually thought "Donkey" meant "Stupid" in English. So his name is pretty much Stupid Kong.

bruh. 10/10

How can Wooper learn Ice punch with no arms, and Shroomish can learn Focus punch with no arms, but Scyther, who CLEARLY has wings, can't learn fly?

Sorry...is that...Pokemon? Idk stuff 0/10.

The Sonic characters' names are puns...Sonic = Sonic speed, Shadow because he's darkly colored, Tails because of his tails, et cetera...so why is Amy named Amy?

7/10 because they needed a generic girls name

Hmm how did this get here? freckle?

- scratches arm -

oh. dirt.

0/10. Idk if this qualifies as a "shower thought." Lol


Chum is made of chopped-up fish parts...


So THAT'S why no one ate at Plankton's restaurant!

5/10

...So why call a friend "chum", then?

......8/10.



Why can we catch fish on Animal Crossing...but nearly every other species is a villager?

5/10

Meta Knight in Kirby is like having Batman in an old Disney cartoon.

2/10.


I'll go one step further.


Batman isn't a superhero...he's just a nerd in tights.

0/10 (YOU'RE DEAD TO MEEEEEEE!!!! )

Gotham city is actually "Got ham" city... which, looking at its rogue gallery, I'd say it does.

8/10

If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.