Dear Fred,

  I'm not in my own little area tonight, as you can see. Don suggested we camp out for the night. I dunno where he got the idea from and I don't know why I'm doing it. Apparently it's "good for the body to be outdoors!" Yeah? I'm outdoors yellin' my head off at a bunch of nasty kids EVERY STINKIN' DAY and I don't exactly feel "one with nature" like Don thinks he does. Who does he think he is? Pascal? That dude's a weirdo.
  But anywho, we're right outside the Reset Center camping, and we've got our own little pocket alarm. The one in the Reset Center flashes and blares loud, painful noises...this one vibrates like a magnitude 12 earthquake and affects me like said earthquake would affect a game of Jenga. Suddenly, I'm a belly dancer. It's no fun, Fred.
  This kid popped into our tent today asking if he could get us to move into his town...Who let this guy play Animal Crossing? Seriously, Fred, I'm gettin' sick of all these punks who think they can just auction off livin' creatures so they can get on other people's "dreamie list." Ugh. That hurt just writin' it!
  Y'know what? I'm gonna talk about this for a while. It ain't my job to talk about this, but I feel like doin' it anyway. What, you're gonna protest? Gah ha ha ha ha! Maybe some twerp who picks you up and peeks again will read this and get a grip.
  When ya play Animal Crossing, ya make friends. At some point in this game, you will be talking to a villager and likely become attached somehow to said villager. Many people who just start out meet their villagers and get attached to some, don't like others, and simply wait for other villagers to move along.
  Then there are others. There are others who don't~

  There are others who don't play this way. No, they have their whole population planned out before they even start out. You can merely wish someone will move in...you may merely pray that the campsite will have your "favorite" inside, waiting to meet ya at last, having grown about a foot since you saw them on your TV screen two days ago. BUT THEN THERE ARE OTHERS WHO DON'T DO THAT. They refuse to like such-and-such because his or her appearance, alas, is not pleasing to the eyes, and thus he or she must be henceforth banished from so-and-so village. Said villager is not one of your "dreamies" but may be someone else's. Some people, Fred, trade items through Wi-Fi. Some do. Many do. SOME ALSO TRADE THEIR OWN NEIGHBORS.
  The main problem with our society today, Fred, is, other than obvious lack of patience (which I also, admittedly, lack), the inability to cope...with ANYTHING. When life hands 'em lemons, do they want lemons? No. Lemons are too sour, and making lemonade is too much work. They want the more succulent limes. So they refuse life and its lemons, shutting out all bad things or people instead of working their problems out. So when people have a neighbor they don't like, they control them and make them move into a town they may not even really like. They have no freedom. Isn't freedom what this "fantasy" world is all about? I don't care that they're animals. They act more humane here now than most people do. They deserve just as much freedom as you. If ya lost a "dreamie", let it GO. If they were so special to ya, ya would have made sure they stayed what with your stinkin' human guilt trips.
  We clear? Good. I needed that offa' my chest ever since Nintendo pulled this whole "politically correct" stunt. I can't believe them. You'd think as time goes on, people would get stronger. But no. I make little schoolgirls cry. Not only that, I get taken to court for it. I'd rather make them laugh then be taken to court. I make most people laugh. I feel like a failure sometimes. I never get the message through. No one listens. They're entertained by me. DO I LOOK LIKE A HAPPY-GO-LUCKY CIRCUS CLOWN TO Y~

These pencils drive me crazy! GUILTYYYYYYY, as the mayor would say.

Now, I'm goin' to bed. My head hurts from all this spring stuff. I'm not an outdoor kinda mole. But one last thing before I hit the sack...

Love your neighbor! No exceptions!

We clear? Good! Now...

SCRA~

OH, REALLY. IT HAD TA BREAK TH~

ARRRRRG~

...Good NIGHT, Fred.

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Just kinda what I thought Resetti would think about the whole phenomenon. I didn't even get started on his "resetting to get the right town" ideas I believe he would have. Don't let this offend anyone! I kinda have my own little dreamies too...*cough*Kiki*cough*

I have Kiki...She was in my town since day one and she's my best friend...

Nice chapter though.
"Suddenly, I'm a belly dancer."

awesome chapter, i have kiki too and im hopefully get Mariena i think her name is you know the pink octopus

Love it!

Dear Freddy-Boy and Dirtface McGee,

  APRIL FOOL! Ha! How'd you like that little visit from Derek ALL DAY today? You're so easily fooled! You should have seen the look on your face when I grabbed you by the shoulders and spoke incomprehensible Spanish! Your eyes were the size of WATERMELONS! That was priceless! But after all that time, I think you oughta know a bit more about me...you were THAT AWESOME.
  I'm Blanca. I've got a bit of a shady past that involves a really bad accident, some great surgeons, learning how to be a ventriloquist, and shape-shifting jester clothes you don't really need to know about. Some people say I'm a girl. Some say I'm a guy. But that all depends, now doesn't it?
  Used to, people would draw on my face. You've done it before. For the record, only 11 people draw faster than you do. Usually those people leave a dot, mmkay? Draw better next time. But I used to get teased a lot for having no face. "Oh, look! It's slenderman's cat!" "Hey, look, it's Blank-a!" "What's up, sheet-face?" Ugh! It makes me so mad, I could jus~

Whoa, your pencils are really cheap. Phooey.

  But yeah, I was teased a lot. So I drew my own face. The problem is, though, my arms aren't THAT LONG. So generally, I had to go to GREAT EXTREMES to get a nose. Oh well. I don't see many animals with visible noses anyway. Don't they notice? I had to ride the rails as a face-begger because I freaked everyone out.
  Then there were a bunch of towns with no trains popping up. Uh, way to industrialize, guys. So I went on foot. I couldn't get in without a permit, so my traveling was more limited this way. At least I got to show off my beautiful (or straight-out freaky, THANKS A LOT YOU BUNCH OF SICK HUMANS) faces people drew on me! I became a meme!
  Then I decided maybe being faceless wasn't so bad after all! I bought this shape-shifting jester two-piece off of this weird shopkeeper who sold bombs and ropes and whatever else. He wouldn't take bells, and told me to come back when I was a little "mmmmm...richer." Ok, this part isn't true. I made it myself and studied scientific atom-changing stuff to change the molecular structure of my body. With this, I decided I would become the ULTIMATE PRANKSTER with it...so I did! Well, mostly. Stupid humans and their cheat guides keep bustin' me. Bustin' my chops, too, like some freak scam artist told me once.
  But now, BOOM! Ya know my past! See ya next year, ya handsome hunk of mole.

Oh, and one more thing...

Don't tell ANYONE you know this stuff about me or I'll...I'll tell Rover you'll let him stay at your pad! Yeah, I'LL GO THERE.

And, as you say...

SCRAM!!!!!

LOOOOOVED IT(she said in a sing songy voice~)

that was an awesome april fools day entry

You guys are fast.

AWWW.. I missed it! Loved it though!

Just realized Blanca said Resetti didn't need to know about the jester clothes and then she described how she got them.

Silly me.

Resetti: Yeah, punk, you better BET it's silly! This is a story about me! ME! Quit lettin' all these extra punks in!

Dear Fred, I think Mr. Resetti should take better care of you!


LOL, couldn't resist after reading Blanca's entry. Sneaky cat!!

Hahahaha! Loved that!

By the way, if anyone wants to be in the story like last time, just give me a description of your character and the number of resets you have probably done. Resetti will possibly write about his encounter with you in the next entry!

Dear Fred

SCAM!
Loved it!

Kassie can be sneaky and has reset about 12 times. Her most used excuse is "I don't remember."
(Liar!)

Krystal is careless and always hits the power button whilst playing. She's reset about 18 times. She always tries to change the topic when interrogated.

Alana has a little brother that likes to hit the power button. She has reset 9 times. She is little so she cries when resetti comes.(/this is me from GC )

rebecca is forgetful and sometimes turns the game off without saving and only realizes she didnt save right after she turns the game off. she has reset 3 times now and lies to resetti everytime and tells him the battery die to avoid being lectured

Kelsie has only reset twice due to her dying, but at least she owns up to it!

Dear Fred,

Does your owner ever get into a relationship? My sister was wondering.

~Curious little sis.

Unfortunately, the story won't be updated until hopefully early next week. Thanks so much for all the ideas!

Entry 11:

Dear Fred,


  Whoa, it's been a while, Fred, ol' pal. I've been too busy with these resettin' kids. It's just that time of year when all the kiddies get spring fever...so they take out their stress on the reset button. Maybe they want me to do their ragin' for 'em. WELL I AIN'T GOT SPRING FEVER. I knew it'd be early this year anyways. I got this knack with predicting the seasons. Mostly spring.
  But lemme tell ya about this chick, Cassie...whatta load a' trouble! She's reset 12 times already (I count 'em! THAT'S RIGHT, CASSIE, I COUNT 'EM) and she always acts like she don't remember. She lies like a cowhide rug.
  Then there's Krystal...I think she has some sorta brain damage or somethin'. Nothin' too bad, I've seen worse...but it's like she can't handle bein' interrogated. She just shuts down and starts tryin' to talk about somethin' else. "Oh, heyyy, Mr. Resetti! Lovely weather today isn't it?"

YOUR CONSCIENCE IS THE ONLY THING HERE WEATHERIN' AWAY I CARE ABOUT.

  And then there's Alana, who puts her guilt on the younger sibling, who goes off and cries because I start yellin'. Honesty. What happened to honesty?
  But wait! There's MORE. Then there's Rebecca. She tells me the battery keeps dying on her. I smell her lies. Amidst all the dirt I gotta tunnel through, I smell her dirty little lies. I think she's just tryin' to get out of gettin' yelled at...but THAT WON'T ALWAYS WORK. IF THE RED LIGHT FLASHES, TO THE SAVE BUTTON YA DASHES.
  Then there's one more kid I dealt with just the other day...Kelsie? Maybe? She's kinda new. Her little sister kept buggin' me, askin' if I'm in some sort of intimate relationship...well, YEAH. I got a girl...but I ain't tellin' her that. It's about time some kid dreamt about this hunk of mole without givin' 'em nightmares...one less kid that'll take me to court! GAH HA HA HA HA!
  Oh, look at the time...I gotta hit the sack. But I'll say this one last thing...

Be more careful, will ya? Before long Blathers will be writin' in this thing, edumacatin' me about...stupid...bones.

Now...

SCR~

OH, REALLY. IT HAD TO BREAK THERE AG~

ARRRRRGH~

Just scram already.

that was an awesome chapter, really made me laugh. i really like what he had to say about everyone and i think what he had to say about my character was great.

Awesome! Loved what Resetti had to say about Krystal!

It was really awesome and I feel like that is what he would have said to GC me.

Thanks guys! Means a lot.

Wow that was so awesome! I love it, write more!