I voted!

Awesome!

And everybody, try to only vote once to keep it fair.

i voted

I did too.

me too!

I didn't vote for either of my suggestions.

We're sitting at a stalemate, Rosalina vs. Jigglypuff

New poll, same deadline

I cast my vote.

Jigglypuff wins! I always knew that pink son-of-a-gun was up to something...

Also, don't worry if your villain didn't win, I was thinking we could hold elections every new season. Having a bunch of villains will be pretty awesome.

The new season starts this weekend.

sweet, i cant wait

YESSS! Jigglypuff won! Can't wait for the new season Bob!

The new cases are coming along nicely, but life is in the way, so it may be a few days before the first one is up.

That's fine! Life is in the way of my story, too.

OK, we're back! Finally!

Season 2, Case 1 (Guys, we found a dead guy!)

Bob was going out for a morning jog-

Bob: Ok, I'm not gonna lie, it was just a walk.

Ok, he was out for a walk-

Bob: Yeah, I'm feelin' kinda lazy.

Alright, Bob was lazy, so he went for a walk when he saw....

Bob: Oooh, let me guess! Was it a man giving out free balloons?

No, it was a...

Bob: Roller coaster!

Close... Actually a...

Bob: Oh my gosh! A dead guy!

I was gonna say that.

Bob: Oh no, what do I do? What do I do?!?!

You're a detective.

Bob: Right, I should... Detect it! Here it is!

Bob went and got his friends to come check it out.

Al: WOW, THAT GUY LOOKS DEAD.

Bob: Yeah, he is!

Chief: No he's not, look, he's saying something!

???: Gravity was a good movie... Didn't deserve all the hype... It should've just stayed as a force of physics...

Pikachu: Excuse me... Sir?

???: Why don't pineapples grow in pine trees? They grow in palm trees... Just call 'em palmapples.

Ike: WAKE UPPP!!!!!

???: What?! Sorry mom, I'll get ready for school!

Bob: Who are you?

???: Apparently I'm ???.

Al: DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME.

???: I forgot. I have amnesia... I have amnesia.... I have amnesia...

Al: SHUT UP. WHAT COLOR IS MY UNDERWEAR?

???: Steel.

Al: GOOD.

Ike: Who are you, really?

???: Uhhhh.... Gulliver. It's coming back to me! Hey, are you guys conveniently detectives?

Al: OF COURSE, BOB WANTED A SIMPLE, LINEAR STORYLINE. AND IT'S ABOUT DETECTIVES, SO WE'RE GOING TO CONVENIENTLY SHOW UP AT A CRIME SCENE.

Gulliver: Great! Because someone tried to kill me!

Everyone: YEEEEEEAHHH! MURDER!!!

Gulliver: No, attempted murder!

Everyone: YEEEEEEEEAHHH! ATTEMPTED MURDER!!!

Gulliver: But we need to head to sea. If we have a fast enough boat, we could catch up with the ship I served on.

Kapp'n: I have a boat.

Bob: Wait... If you're right there, why didn't you come get Gulliver when he was lying on the ground right here?

Kapp'n: Because that would hurt the plot and I didn't want to do that.

Pikachu: Thanks for thinking about us, but not Gulliver. Let's load up, boys!

They all load up in Kapp'n's boat, put on their sunglasses and ride away looking all cool.

Kapp'n: How about a shanty?

Ike: No.

Kapp'n: Ok then.

Bob: So what's our plan when we get on the ship?

Gulliver: Kill everyone.

Al: THAT'S DARK, EVEN FOR ME.

Gulliver: Fine, kill the guy who tried to kill me.

Chief: Do you know who did it?

Gulliver: No.

Bob: Then it looks like we'll have to...

Bob puts on a pair of sunglasses, over his other pair so he's wearing two.

Bob: INVESTIGATE.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

They pull up to the vessel Gulliver served on, and they quickly board. The captain sees them.

Captain: Who are you? How did you get on?

Bob pulls out his crayon-drawn badge.

Bob: Relax. I have zero certifications but I've arrested many-a-innocent man.

Captain: That's good to learn. Why are you here?

Chief: To investigate the attempted murder of one of your crew... Gulliver!

Captain: He's alive? Oh thank goodness, we just marked him down as dead.

Al: SO, COULD WE INVESTIGATE, LOOK AROUND, SEE IF ANYONE WOULD'VE WANTED TO KILL HIM?

Captain: Certainly. I don't want someone else to die.

They head down to the ship's galley for lunch and to listen around. They question the crew.

Ike: Hey, do you know who would've wanted Gulliver dead?

Crew member: Everyone. Honestly, I'm sad it wasn't me. I would've made sure the job got done...

Ike: Ok, that's great.

They check every nook and cranny of the boat searching for any clues or culprits as to who could be guilty.

Pikachu: What should we do? We can't find any evidence. Everyone wanted to do it, but no one did.

Chief: How can you be sure?

Pikachu: None of the evidence matches up. All signs point to him just jumping off, like a suicide.

Bob: Wait a second... That's it! But it wasn't just him. It was someone forcing him to! Like on pirate ships, they say "Arrghhh, avast me harties, ye must walk the plank, me bucko!" And then they hold a gun to their back and make them jump off.

Ike: But why? And how?

Al: FROM WHAT I GATHERED, EVERYONE HATED HIM BECAUSE HE WAS ANNOYING AND A KISS-UP TO THE CAPTAIN. AS FOR HOW, I DUNNO. NO DNA ON GULLIVER.

Chief: Well... Is there anyone who would've had STRONG motive? Perhaps... Cheating with someone's wife?

Bob: That's disgusting.

Chief: It's a possibility!

Al: UHH, APPARENTLY HE WANTED THE FIRST MATE'S JOB. HE WAS THIRD IN COMMAND, BUT GULLIVER'S HUNGER FOR POWER WANTED SECOND. HE ALWAYS TRIED TO OUTDO HIM, AND SHOW OFF TO THE CAPTAIN. PERHAPS THE FIRST MATE THOUGHT HIS JOB WAS IN JEOPARDY.

Ike: You idiot, his job was on a ship, not Jeopardy!

Al: TRUE.

Bob: Let's go find the captain and first mate!

They head to the captain's cabin, a sensible place for them to be.

Chief busts down the door.

Chief: CAPTAIN! WE KNOW WHO- Oh my goodness...

Pikachu: What, I wanna see!

They come in to find the captain and first mate, tied together sitting in chairs. They're both gagged. The first mate is heavily breathing, the captain is dead, blood pooling up on the floor.

Al: I DON'T THINK THE FIRST MATE DID IT.

To be continued....?!?!?

What?!

i cant wait to find out who did it

Wow! They've gone and stumbled onto a real mystery! Can't wait to see what happens next!

If Miley Cyrus comes back...
But she can't because she is busy in a Werewolf Game.

New case within the week, others following shortly after.

looking forward to it

This is delightfully random. Continue.

Or else.

Oh boy, you know the drill. Life. And Monster Hunter. Okey Dokey. I have everything planned, etc. I just need a time to get it all prepped and posted.

School and life's been rough the last month, but spring break is near (oh boy two whole days!) I'll see what I can do. I have lots written, nothing typed.

We all know that a tomato was just squished between them