Case 8: The Plot Thickens... Along with Bob's Soup

Bob: Hey guys, I'm making some chicken noodle soup, anyone want any?

Link: I do!

Bob: Shut up in there! You get the scraps!

Link: No, give the scraps to Chief, he enjoys 'em!

Chief: While I do enjoy munching on a good bone... THAT'S RACIST! For that, you get an extra spanking!

Link: Awwwwwww.....

Al turns on the news.

Newscaster: Hi, this is News M. An here, reporting live from the plaza. It seems the mayor has been KIDNAPPED! Even though everyone hates him, the police have been forced to investigate at gunpoint by Link's minions. It seems like they should just the remove the middle man... Why don't the minions investigate? Why don't the police throw them off the right track? HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP? All these answers and more, tonight at eleven. Back to you, News L. Ady.

Pikachu: Oh no... The police are on the hunt for US?!

Link: Could I get that one free phone call now?

Everyone: NO!

Ike: We could just throw the invisibility cloak over Link!

Bob (writer): Alright guys... Last chapter, it was funny, but with things this serious, I've gotta break the news to you. It's just a towel.

Bob: B-b-but you said it was an invisibility cloak? YOU GAVE IT TO ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY!

Bob (writer): I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD ACTUALLY NEED IT!

Bob: I've robbed banks wearing that, thinking they never saw me! Uh, wait, no cut that out.

Bob (writer): Too late, see you suckers!

Chief: Well, that was a sick burn.

Bob: Burn... Oh shoot! My soup! It's probably burning and thickening, turning more into a thick chowder now!

Al: WHAT HAS THE WORLD BECOME?!

Ike: It's alright, they probably won't-

Knock knock knock!

Pikachu opens the door revealing Copper.

Copper: Hey fellows, you wouldn't happen to have seen Link would you?

Link opens his mouth to speak, but is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head by Al.

....

Copper: Yes or no?

Chief: Uhhh, who's Link?

Copper: *sigh* I'm coming in.

Copper pushes past Chief and Pikachu and walks in.

Bob, who is stirring his soup, notices Copper.

Bob: NO!!!!!!

Bob grabs his pot of soup and pours it on Copper.

Copper: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Everyone dogpiles Copper and throws him in jail with Link.

Copper: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Ike: You're gonna get us killed! If Link's thugs find out we've got him here, they'd kill us!

Copper: But I wouldn't have told his thugs, it's not like I want him freed!

Pikachu: Oh.

They let Copper out of the jail cell.

Bob: Sorry about pouring a pot of boiling soup on you. But now you owe me some soup.

Copper gives Bob an angry glare.

Bob: Just sayin'.

Copper: Maybe I oughta have you folks publically executed, but I won't... For now.

Copper leaves.

Chief: Phew... That was a close one.

Al: YEAH. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST KILL LINK AND HIDE THE BODY.

Link: WHOAAAAA!!

Pikachu: Chill, that's a little dark. But we definitely can't keep him here, they'll definitely find us.

Bob: Then where do we hide him?

Link: I know... How about out in the open? Where everyone can see me?

Chief: That's a terrible idea, this is why you don't get to do the planning.

Link: *sigh* I thought it was pretty good, it would give me a quick escape.

Al: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS, DO YOU?

Ike: Wait, he's on to something! We could hide him in the Town Hall! No one will look there, because... Why would they? We'll duct tape his mouth, tie him up throw him in the closet then lock the door. Worked for Isabelle.

Everyone agrees.

ASFJU#@)%EROQ)@ AT the TOWN hall!#!#%&GAJGASOPUT$%!@~@#$

They tie up Link, duct tape his mouth shut and throw him the closet.

Pikachu: That was incredibly redundant.

Bob: Exactly. Now they DEFINITELY won't look here!

Al: THIS IS WHY THEY PAY YOU THE BIG BUCKS.

Chief: So now I guess we should go take care of Link's men and then we can come back and deal with the Chief, huh? Haha! I made a joke with my name! Hahahahahahhaha!

Bob: Yes, yes, have your laughs. But now.... It's time to get serious. *puts on glasses, which immediately fall off his face*

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Great chapter! Good to see you haven't given up!

Great chapter!

Oh yeah, I'm not giving this up! I've just been out of town for quite some time! Anytime you've seen me on in the past month I was on my phone, which would quite the challenge to write a chapter on my phone.

that was an awesome chapter bob. im looking forward to the next

New case this weekend! The finale is almost upon us....

I don't want it to end! But oh well...

cant wait to see the new case. a little sad that its gonna end soon

SEASON finale! Not the final one! Oh no!

Yay!

(breaths sigh of relief)

Case 9: The Missing Link

Bob: And before anyone asks, no, Link is not missing, but we're missing the... Link to solving this...

Al: SO WE'RE MISSING A LINK, NOT THE LINK?

Chief: Correct, Link is still in the Town Hall.

Ike: Then what are we missing?

Bob: Link's bodyguard slash assistant has gone missing. I suspect he's hiding out somewhere on Main Street. Perhaps with Shrunk.

Pikachu: What makes you suspect him?

Bob: He just seems like he'd be hiding a criminal. I dunno.

Al: SO BASICALLY WE HAVE NO HARD EVIDENCE?

Bob: Well, no. But we need to interrogate.

They head up to Main Street to interrogate Shrunk.

Shrunk: Hey, fellas. Do you have any food? This place is failing and I haven't eaten in days.

Bob pulls out a gun.

Bob: We'll do the talking, thank you very much.

Pikachu: What color is my underwear?

Pikachu slaps Shrunk.

Shrunk: You're a Pokemon, you're not wearing underwear....

Pikachu: Hmm.

Pikachu slaps Shrunk.

Bob: Would you happen to know this man?

Bob shows him a poster of the bodyguard.

Shrunk: Yeah, I know him. He used to come by regularly. He stopped coming after the mayor went missing.

Al: HE STOPPED COMING... BECAUSE HE LIVES HERE, RIGHT?

Shrunk: No... But he left a note last time he came. Something about... Oh no.

Shrunk rereads the note, drops it, and runs out past them.

Ike: What the heck?

They pick up the note.

"Shrunk, we've been found out. If the Laughz Investigators come by, run. They know that I'm hiding here. Read this, memorize this, and burn this note. Leave the club, lock the door, and don't come back until I give you the OK. If you mess up like you always manage to do, I'll kill ya. OK?

Love, The Bodyguard~ <3 "

Chief: So he's here. He must be backstage.

Al: GOOD THING SHRUNK IS A FOOL HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Bob: Yep, we always manage to get lucky. Now let's get goin'.

Bob pulls out a flashlight and leads them backstage. It's full of gyroids and K.K.s soundtable.

Pikachu: Creepy...

Chief: How does this guy live back here, with all these gyroids? They're so freaky. I would sooner turn myself in than hide back here.

Suddenly, a voice stops them.

???: I don't fear gyroids, because I AM A GYROID!

The bodyguard is revealed to be Coco the rabbit/gyroid.

Chief: Oh, the horror!

Bob: IT'S UGLY!!! EVEN UGLIER THAN THE POSTER!!

Ike: WHY?!!?!?!

Coco: Shut up. I'm going to kill you all. Because I've managed to make a mech suit out of all these gyroids, powered by K.K.s DJ table!

Coco grabs the soundtable (She's very strong for a gyroid) and pulls back a curtain, revealing a large mech, made of gyroids. She places the soundtable in a slot. She then hops in.

Coco: Care for a song to play while you die?

Coco selected a record.

Bob: K.K. Metal. It'll fit the theme of the battle.

Coco: Very well. Enjoy.

She marches the machine towards them, launching explosive gyroids at them. Al was hit.

Al: OH MY GOSH! I JUST POLISHED THIS! AHHHHHHH!

Al and Coco begin dueling, as Bob fires his gun, Pikachu uses electricity, and Chief and Ike charge it. Nothing seems to be working.

Coco: Ha, you fools! I made this out of gyroids crafted from the finest wood! Nothing could dent this!

Chief: Wait a second... Wood... Fire beats wood, right?

Chief leaves and goes to Timmy and Tommy's store. Music begins playing.

Chief: Wow, Bob. You like playing music this case, huh?

Bob (writer): I figure we're close to the finale, might as well have a nice lead up to it.

Chief: Eh. Hey, Timmy!

Tommy: I'm Tommy.

Chief: Whatever. I need a flamethrower.

Tommy: We just sold our last one to Mable. Sorry. sorry!

Chief: OK...

Chief goes and chases after Mable, who is heading back to her store.

Chief: Mable! I need that flamethrower.

Mable: I'm using it for my new line of clothing. I figured the Flame Shirt was cool, but a real flaming shirt would be cooler!

Chief: But... Nevermind. I'll return it, I just need to use it.

Mable: On one condition...

Chief is staring at his watch, growing impatient.

Chief: Fine, anything!

Mable: You prototype the new shirt.

Chief: OK! WHATEVER! GIVE ME THE FRIKKIN' FLAMETHROWER!

Mable hands it over. Chief grabs it and runs back to the Club. The music has changed to K.K. Jazz

Chief: Why this?

Bob: It's my favorite song. I'm about to die, figured I'd to die to a catchy song.

Chief: No! Not today!

Chief runs in, torching the mech.

Coco: Noooo! Fire! My one weakness!

The mech burns to the ground.

Coco: Urghhh... I would've gotten away with this attack if it wasn't for your MANGLING DOG!

Chief: I swear... Enough with the Scooby-Doo references! It makes me jealous we don't have a Mystery Machine...

Ike cuffs Coco.

Al: GOOD WORK FELLAS. NOW THAT WE'VE GOT COCO, WE CAN FINALLY TAKE DOWN LINK.

Coco: Wait what? Link is missing, you idiots.

Bob: Ha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHA! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Coco: What's wrong with him?

Pikachu: I dunno. Find out in the next episode OF AMERICA'S TOP MODEL!!! (I'm gonna win, by the way.)

Funny chapter!

awesome chapter

You never cease to make me laugh!

Great chapter!

Just checking in to let you know that I've been reading your script and look forward to more episodes in the future.

The season finale will be coming up this weekend!

Will they defeat Link?

Will we ever live on Mars?

Will Al be cured of his horrific shouting disease?

Maybe, no and no.

Good bye.

Ok, life got in the way, but this weekend I'm free, but Link will not be free... IN PRISON!

SEASON 1 FINALE!

Bob: Alright, let's go get Link, throw him in jail, and call it a day.

Ike: That's hardly an investigation.

Bob: Whatever. I was hoping to go play Smash Bros. on my 3DS. ROLL THE CREDITS!

Fin.

Credits:

Stupid: bobboy6
Good-looking: bobboy6
Bathed: bobboy6

Oh, wait. Something's happening.

Link: MM! MMPH! MMMM!!!

They all turn to see Link, still tied up and gagged burst into the house.

Bob: How'd you escape?!

Link: MMM! MMPH! MMMMMMMMM!

Chief: I don't understand.

Link: MMMMMMMM!

Al: IT'S TRYING TO COMMUNICATE!

Link: MMMMPH MMPH!

Bob: I give up.

Pikachu: Wait! I've got it! He has duct tape covering his mouth!

They rip it off.

Link: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Gosh, you guys suck. I was in there for WEEKS! WITH NO FOOD!

Bob shrugs.

Bob: Sorry.

Link: I'm going to kill you.

Chief: No you aren't, because you're under arrest.

Link: Sorry, it won't be that easy.

Link uses Din's Fire to burn the rope. Then he puts on his Hover Boots, modified as Jet Boots. He flies away.

Bob: How did he make those while being locked in a closet? And why didn't he just burn the rope in the closet? What an idiot...

MEANWHILE AT LINK'S HIDEOUT WHICH IS SUPER TOP-SECRET SO I WON'T TELL YOU WHERE IT IS

Link lands.

Link: Hey, where's Coco?

Guy: She got arrested.

Link: Mmmmm.... DINKELBURG!!!

Guy: Also, every other associate of yours got arrested or killed. Including me.

Guy collapses.

Link: Well, then I guess it's time for Plan N.

Guy wakes up from his death.

Guy: What does that stand for, nuke?

Link: No, negativity.

Guy: Oh.

Guy dies.

Link: My plan is to make everyone want to move out by pushing them in pitfalls, hitting them with nets, and writing them mean letters. Then, when everybody has moved out, I can kill The Laughz with no witnesses. MWHUAUAHAHAHAH!

LATER THAT DAY

Al: HEY, LOOK, IT'S GLADYS!

Bob: She's crying... Let's go see what's wrong.

Gladys: Hey guys... I'm just sad because Link hit me with a net... It kinda sucks living in a town where you're treated like crap... I might move out.

Bob: No! We're going to stop this monster!

Link: Too late.

They turn around to see Link wielding a shotgun.

Al: OH COME ON, BOB, YOU ARE JUST LAZY. INSTEAD OF ADDING AN ACTUAL CASE, YOU JUST GIVE LINK A SHOTGUN?

Bob (writer): Heh, I AM Link! I have highjacked Bob's computer and am now typing this. ~Link

Pikachu: You lie! Link has terrible spelling.

Bob (writer): Computer's have this awesome thing called spellcheck. It's awesome. Now prepare to die.

Bob/Link summons a million giant cyborg mutants.

Chief: YOU'RE JUST CHEATING!

They all pull out their weapons and try to defend themselves.

Bob comes back from the bathroom to see Link at his computer

Bob (writer): What are you doing?

Link (writer): I'm killing all of your characters.

Bob (writer): Technically, I own none of these characters. All rights reserved to Nintendo and whatever doofs own Al.

Link (writer): Legal business will do nothing to save you now!

Link pulls out a sword and attacks Bob.

Bob (writer): Whoa! This is real life, man! Don't actually break anything!

Link (writer): Don't you see I'm trying to kill you?

Bob (writer): Oh yeah.

Bob pulls out his NERF guns and begins shooting Link.

Pikachu: Bob, do something! We're being overrun!

Bob quickly tries backspacing the mutants out, but a sword blow from Link stops him.

Bob (writer): Ahh! Take this!

Bob throws a pocket knife at him.

Link (writer): Owww!

He falls backwards.

Link (writer): Fine, if I can't kill you in real life, I'll kill your character.

Link charges Bob in Animal Crossing. He is stepped on by a mutant cyborg.

Bob: Idiot... Now do something!

Bob (writer) deletes the mutants. Both Link in real life, and in the story get up.

Link & Link (writer): We surrender!

Bob & Bob (writer): Whoa, we're speaking in unison.... Tomato!

Link: Curses! My plan failed. Other Link, do better next time.

Bob: Nice try. But you've been demoted from 'main villain' to 'secondary villain'

Link: Ah, what? I've been main villain for all of Laughz, and this!

Bob: I think we should shake it up and get a new villain.

Link: You're just gonna do me like this? After all we've been through?

Bob: I'm sorry. You are pretty cool, but your antics are stale. Plus, this is based around crime! We need fresh villains.

Link: Fine... But I'm so gonna kill you in Smash.

They throw Link and real life Link in jail.

Al: WHOA, THIS FINALE HAS BEEN A BLUR.

Chief: Yeah, but we've got Link, so I guess that's a thing?

Bob: Yeah, it was kind of a quick fight, but I guess-

Link: THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!

Link grows fifty feet tall, with a machine gun for an arm.

Bob: Nevermind.

Link: You didn't think that after all of these years... That I'd just give up that easily?

Pikachu: I just never knew you could do that.

Ike: Why isn't that move in Smash?

Link: SILENCE!!!

This song begins playing somewhere in the distance.

Link: Prepare to die.

Link begins unloading his machine gun on the guys.

Unprepared, Pikachu is hit and goes down.

Pikachu: Aww man, why me?

Ike: Because you're a mouse.

Ike is hit in the back.

Al: BOB, REMEMBER THAT SOUP YOU MADE A FEW CASES BACK?

Bob: Yeah.

Al: STILL GOT SOME?

Bob: Yeah, but why is that important?

Al: JUST GO GET IT!

Bob runs into the house and gets the soup. As he runs out, he is shot. He tosses the soup into the air. Chief catches it.

Chief: Quick grab it!

Chief is shot down.

Al grabs the soup-

Al: WITHOUT HANDS!

Oak: There's a time and place for everything, but not now!

Al: SORRY PROFESSOR.

Al drinks the soup. He too, grows fifty feet tall.

Link: Oh, you wanna dance? Let's dance!

Link and Al get into a Godzilla-esque fight, destroying buildings as they go.

Al: TAKE A BITE OUT OF MY SHINY METAL-

Oak: There's a time and place for everything, but not now!

Al: SORRY PROFESSOR.

Al slams Link to the ground.

Al: HAH. YOU SUCK.

Link shoots Al in the face.

Al: BUT I HAVE NO FACE. HAHAHAH! TAKE THAT!

Al beats Link with a hammer.

Link passes out, then shrinks down to his normal size. Al shrinks down as well.

Al: PIECE OF CAKE. I WANT CAKE.

Al looks around.

Al: OH YEAH, EVERYONE'S IN THE HOSPITAL. UHH, I'M NOT GOOD WITH OUTROS, BUT YEAH. I BEAT LINK. GOOD STUFF. SEE YOU IN SEASON TWO. HOPEFULLY EVERYONE'S BETTER.

Fin.

Credits:
Decent: bobboy6
Well-dressed: bobboy6
8/8 m8: bobboy6

Thanks for the teamwork guys. My mom told me if I brought this type of writing home from school, she would maybe put it on the fridge if there was nothing else already on the fridge. That means we're doing good. Stay in school and vegetables.

So, now that Link is in jail, feel free to suggest a new villain. It can be anyone from a Nintendo franchise, good or bad. Or maybe not Nintendo, but let's try to keep it in that realm. Once we have enough suggestions, I'll make a poll. See ya later!

New villains:
Zelda ()
Dr. Wily

"why didn't he just burn the rope in the closet?"

this is what i asked when i read that part, anyway awesome fanalie. my villains suggestion is jugglypuff

Great chapter! I suggest ( To get in the spirit of Shash Bros) Rosalina ( I used to call her evil peach because of her voice patterns in Mario Kart 7. )

Alright, since no one else has posted in a few days, here it is! I added a few of my own suggestions as well.

Poll

I forgot to mention something! I'll be checking this... Hmm, say next Tuesday, for a whole week to vote. At the end, I'll announce the winner and Season 2 will begin.