Both Peach and her Tentacruel blasted off into the sky; with her umbrella, they floated into a mysterious land.

Peach made a mental note to thank Ash later... they landed right next to Excalibur.

Then she went to sleep and Luigi fell off a cliff

Luigi fell off the cliff and landed right next to Peach somehow, this woke her up; she grabbed Excalibur in an instinct.

They telelported to mars where they found Resetti.

They cover their ears as THIS played, along with some annoying Mr. Resetti pep talk.

Resetti then told them to "SCRAM!" and teleported everyone to the mystical land of cherries; he, however, scurried down to his base, where his brother was holding a surprise party for him.

They found a portal to souplandia, where a murderous chef teamed up with Ganon to defeat Link while he's all tied up, as a talking rock tried to save him.

Then Link turned into a toasted cheese sandwich.

Then Ganon turned into orange juice and both were served for breakfast.

Peach enjoyed her breakfast, but she felt there was something missing.

Finn then fell through the sky!

Finn managed to miss Peach, but squished Link the half-eaten toasted cheese sandwich.

Then fluffy died.

And the birds flied.

And they lied.

And fluffy died again.

Then it started raining gumdrops

Then Tom nook appeared and asked you for money

You insisted that you had no money, so Tom Nook sent Timmy and Tommy after you.

Yet again, even though the Scooby Doo gang is not in this version of the story, a random chase scene started.

Then brock came over and flirted with peach only to be stomped on by mario.

Then Mario made plumbers even look bad and Peach rejected him.

OOH, things just got serious!

"I RISKED MY LIFE FOR YOU!!!" Mario Shouted.

"I SAID, 'NO!'" Peach insisted. "You're ugly and you smell like toilets! Besides that Bowser guy is a hundred times handsomer than YOU!"

'o'

Then bowser ate Mario and flirted with peach.
Then peach and bowser skipped into the sunset.

then they ran through flowers and got married.

Then Bowser got kicked in the stomach by a mysterious young man.

It was Brock!  He had survived Mario's stomp by whipping out his drying pan, which had protected him from the blow.

"HEY! STOP WHAT YOUR DOING, YOUNG MAN!" A random cop said.

It was officer Jenny! Brock started to cry because he never thought that would ever happen to him.

Then, a wild Wander and Silvia appeared!

Bowser used punch!

It's super effective!

Sylvia fainted and only Wander was there to get rid of Bowser!

Peach then defended Bowser and kicked Wander. Then Bowser and Peach ran off into the sunset again, but Wander didn't feel like barfing so he punched Bowser into the sky.

The day was partially saved.

Then officer Jenny punched Brock and took him to prison. She then cuffed him in every way possible and threw him into an inescapable cell.