What's the weirdest thing Kapp'n's ever said to you?

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Izzy

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9/16/2013 9:30pm

Posted: 7/22/2013 6:04pm #0

Are ye a mum? Do ye want to be a mum someday? Mums are great... XD!! What has this wacky turtle told you??!

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Kyle

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2/6/2020 5:34pm

Posted: 7/22/2013 6:07pm #1

I remember in the middle of the song, he farted then said "Gar better batten down the poop deck!"

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Ariane

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PGH

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10/15/2021 2:24pm

Posted: 7/22/2013 6:23pm #2

I was Wi-Fi'ing with a male friend and Kapp'n told him to flex.

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Ambie

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Harmonia

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12/6/2021 3:09pm

Posted: 7/22/2013 6:23pm #3

Honestly I just hate when he tries to flirt with me, it's like buddy, you're married, have a kid and just finished singing a song about your best girl. Get it together son.

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Dan

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3/3/2020 2:20pm

Posted: 7/22/2013 6:24pm #4

He asked me one time if I was on a honeymoon with another player thank god the player wasn't a guy

and I know this isn't what he says in his intermission but one his songs speaks how his best friend is a cucumber (of course) and eat him seems PG...wait...OH NO HE ATE HIS BEST FRIEND! YOU CANNIBAL!

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Brenda

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Loftwing

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11/13/2016 7:51pm

Posted: 7/22/2013 7:58pm #5

I've been told all of the above^
and there's
Thar be no charms like a woman's charms. Use 'em wisely!

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Laithe

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12/19/2022 1:34pm

Posted: 7/22/2013 8:03pm #6

Almost every single time he asks me if I'm a wrestler or says I'd make a good pro wrestler, or something to do with being strong. Not sure why he get's that kind of vibe from me, but oh well.

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Helen

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Fiore

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5/8/2020 11:40pm

Posted: 7/22/2013 8:42pm #7

He bascially was like
How about you and I...no no that's crazy.
After he called me cute. AND HE'S MARRIED.
Kapp'n you creeper you.

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Claire

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9/3/2013 11:05pm

Posted: 7/22/2013 9:55pm #8

He once said to me, "So, are you romantically involved with anyone?" in the middle of a song
???????? why

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Matt

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6/15/2016 1:51pm

Posted: 7/22/2013 10:28pm #9

He told me i outta be a sumo wrestler lol

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Alexis

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Stadt

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6/19/2017 12:21am

Posted: 7/22/2013 10:30pm #10

One time when I yelled in the microphone by him he turned around and told me something about me and him "wrasslin'" like sumos...

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Matt

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6/15/2016 1:51pm

Posted: 7/22/2013 10:31pm #11

he said the same to me

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Kelly

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Pascal

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7/13/2021 2:18am

Posted: 7/22/2013 11:03pm #12

Whenver I go to the island with 3 of my guy friends he acts very impressed and all that...
One time I went with 3 other girls and he was like "What is this, some kind of girl band? I get to be the back-up singer!"

Other than that he just talks about how cute I am.

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Andrea

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Area

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8/16/2013 7:29pm

Posted: 7/22/2013 11:10pm #13

Apparently my shampoo makes me smell like an angel.

Speaking of shampoo, he also told me this idea he'd been pondering: shampoo and conditioner in one

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Paige

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Serenity

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9/15/2015 10:30pm

Posted: 7/22/2013 11:26pm #14

one time I was with my female friend and her husband, and Kapp'n called her husband "popular with the ladies". i was hoping that my friend wouldn't get jealous. lol i swear i just can't control what he says!

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Squirrel

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Kanto

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9/27/2020 10:21pm

Posted: 7/22/2013 11:45pm #15

"Don't ya just feel like cryin' sometimes?"
(that wasn't word for word but idk its so random that I found it hilarious)

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Jessica

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Amethyst

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11/4/2013 1:53am

Posted: 7/22/2013 11:48pm #16

Something along the lines of "I wish I be havin as much hair as ye, Jessica."

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Kim

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9/25/2021 12:39am

Posted: 7/23/2013 12:02am #17

Something along the lines of I'm married, so don't get any ideas.

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3/18/2020 6:02pm

Posted: 7/23/2013 12:06am #18

I was wifi-ing with one other person (I'm a guy and the other person was a girl) and and kap'n turns around and tell the other person something about that I'd make a good husband.

I think we can all agree that Kap'n is just one creepy guy.

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dollym7

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funky

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8/22/2014 9:00pm

Posted: 7/23/2013 12:23am #19

He says to me dolly you have purr day eyelashes lol

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2/7/2016 11:51am

Posted: 7/23/2013 12:44am #20

He tells me that I got cuter every time I come home to Mayberry.

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Brandyn

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Luna

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6/13/2014 10:41pm

Posted: 7/23/2013 5:38am #21

Me my sister and 2 of my friends from michigan (grant and blakw are der names) so we were on the boat and kappn is destiny u like brandyn (idk what he said it was along time ago) me and destiny were like 0_0 grant and blake were laughing there butts off X

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Mez

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Hira'a

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6/10/2020 8:47am

Posted: 7/23/2013 6:18am #22

"I am such a happy guy, bein' near such beautiful ladies. It's good for me ol' ticker!"

I was with 2 other girls when he said this, managed to get a screenshot. What exactly is his ol' ticker...?

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Jazzie

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Atlantis

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3/25/2020 3:17pm

Posted: 7/23/2013 6:34am #23

There were 4 of us (3 girls and 1 boy) then Kapp'n was like 'Heh heh heh, pretty popular with the ladies, eh, Adam? (that was his name)' and then when we got to the island one of the girls was like 'Adam you animal XD'

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