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mistyizzyspike
 
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Izzy
ACNL Town
Last Active
9/16/2013 9:30pm
Are ye a mum? Do ye want to be a mum someday? Mums are great... XD!! What has this wacky turtle told you??!
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weberfan13
 
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Kyle
ACCF Town
Last Active
2/6/2020 5:34pm
I remember in the middle of the song, he farted then said "Gar better batten down the poop deck!"
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misty1100
 
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Ariane
ACCF Town
Last Active
10/15/2021 2:24pm
I was Wi-Fi'ing with a male friend and Kapp'n told him to flex.
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AND THEN THE GIANT SQUIRREL ATE DIB'S GREASY HEAD.
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averysreturn
 
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Ambie
ACNH Town
Last Active
12/6/2021 3:09pm
Honestly I just hate when he tries to flirt with me, it's like buddy, you're married, have a kid and just finished singing a song about your best girl. Get it together son.
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Was pretty sure Cyrus was dead and Reese was just lying until he woke up.
ACC Time + 14hrs
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Tijjer
 
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Dan
ACNL Town
Last Active
3/3/2020 2:20pm
He asked me one time if I was on a honeymoon with another player thank god the player wasn't a guy and I know this isn't what he says in his intermission but one his songs speaks how his best friend is a cucumber (of course) and eat him seems PG...wait...OH NO HE ATE HIS BEST FRIEND!  YOU CANNIBAL!
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UltimateNOOB
 
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Brenda
ACNL Town
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11/13/2016 7:51pm
I've been told all of the above^
and there's
Thar be no charms like a woman's charms. Use 'em wisely!
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"It takes all kinds of Pokemon to make the world go round"
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Laitheless
 
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Laithe
ACNL Town
Last Active
7/28/2013 6:15pm
Almost every single time he asks me if I'm a wrestler or says I'd make a good pro wrestler, or something to do with being strong. Not sure why he get's that kind of vibe from me, but oh well.
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iBeFloe
 
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Helen
ACNL Town
Last Active
5/8/2020 11:40pm
He bascially was like
How about you and I...no no that's crazy.
After he called me cute. AND HE'S MARRIED.
Kapp'n you creeper you.
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Dream of my town x)? DO IT.
Eugeeeeene..mah koala.
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feminist
 
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Claire
ACNL Town
Last Active
9/3/2013 11:05pm
He once said to me, "So, are you romantically involved with anyone?" in the middle of a song
???????? why
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it would be totally cool if you would check out my AC blog:
http://a-sleepy-town.tumblr.com/
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tomcatmatt
 
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Matt
ACCF Town
Last Active
6/15/2016 1:51pm
He told me i outta be a sumo wrestler lol
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AnimeBlytheDoll
 
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Alexis
ACNL Town
Last Active
6/19/2017 12:21am
One time when I yelled in the microphone by him he turned around and told me something about me and him "wrasslin'" like sumos...
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Every day you scream at me to turn the music low.
Well if you keep on screaming, you'll make me deaf you know.
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tomcatmatt
 
Name
Matt
ACCF Town
Last Active
6/15/2016 1:51pm
he said the same to me
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StormySea
 
Name
Kelly
ACNL Town
Last Active
7/13/2021 2:18am
Whenver I go to the island with 3 of my guy friends he acts very impressed and all that...
One time I went with 3 other girls and he was like "What is this, some kind of girl band? I get to be the back-up singer!"

Other than that he just talks about how cute I am.
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Peachirisu
 
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Andrea
ACNL Town
Last Active
8/16/2013 7:29pm
Apparently my shampoo makes me smell like an angel.

Speaking of shampoo, he also told me this idea he'd been pondering: shampoo and conditioner in one
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Area 51: Anabelle|Katt|Marshal|Miranda|Nate|Poncho|Vladimir
Native fruit: UFOs (oranges)
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cosplayy
 
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Paige
ACNL Town
Last Active
9/15/2015 10:30pm
one time I was with my female friend and her husband, and Kapp'n called her husband "popular with the ladies". i was hoping that my friend wouldn't get jealous. lol i swear i just can't control what he says!
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Schmeppy
 
Name
Squirrel
ACNL Town
Last Active
9/27/2020 10:21pm
"Don't ya just feel like cryin' sometimes?"
(that wasn't word for word but idk its so random that I found it hilarious)
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ACNH town of eroda :)
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lifeasolivier
 
Name
Jessica
ACNL Town
Last Active
11/4/2013 1:53am
Something along the lines of "I wish I be havin as much hair as ye, Jessica."
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This girl has no access to WIFI at the moment :(
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kj_mp
 
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Kim
ACNL Town
Last Active
9/25/2021 12:39am
Something along the lines of I'm married, so don't get any ideas.
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Your taking a chance, risking it all, for the thrill of the moment
Your taking a stand, you ain't gonna fall, you've always known it
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unit537
 
Last Active
3/18/2020 6:02pm
I was wifi-ing with one other person (I'm a guy and the other person was a girl) and and kap'n turns around and tell the other person something about that I'd make a good husband.

I think we can all agree that Kap'n is just one creepy guy.
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biggarfeildfan1
 
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dollym7
ACCF Town
Last Active
8/22/2014 9:00pm
He says to me dolly you have purr day eyelashes lol
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Naktarra
 
Last Active
2/7/2016 11:51am
He tells me that I got cuter every time I come home to Mayberry.
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Brandyn15814
 
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Brandyn
ACNL Town
Last Active
6/13/2014 10:41pm
Me my sister and 2 of my friends from michigan (grant and blakw are der names) so we were on the boat and kappn is destiny u like brandyn (idk what he said it was along time ago) me and destiny were like 0_0 grant and blake were laughing there butts off X
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hey guys im taking a break from acc im a lil bored
i hate school -_-
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bunniehop
 
Name
Mez
ACNH Town
Last Active
6/10/2020 8:47am
"I am such a happy guy, bein' near such beautiful ladies. It's good for me ol' ticker!"

I was with 2 other girls when he said this, managed to get a screenshot. What exactly is his ol' ticker...?
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hi im new
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roguemaster1224
 
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Jazzie
ACNL Town
Last Active
3/25/2020 3:17pm
There were 4 of us (3 girls and 1 boy) then Kapp'n was like 'Heh heh heh, pretty popular with the ladies, eh, Adam? (that was his name)' and then when we got to the island one of the girls was like 'Adam you animal XD'
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Daniel just wanted to shake it off, shake it off
Summon the ACC Seven Sages!!
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Llaama
 
Name
Finley
ACNL Town
Last Active
8/8/2016 11:41am
I was with my IRL friends..there was 2 boys and a girl.

I can see it now...X and Y (boys) fighting over Z! (girl)

WHAAA?
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If you don't sea bass,
you're in a blind orchestra.
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