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Hey, guys! This is a new comedy that I'm writing. I hope that you enjoy it!

Season 1, Episode 1: The New Mayor

[A yellow dog named Isabelle, a stuffed bear named Stitches, a wolf named Fang, and a squirrel named Blaire are gathered near a train station. They all look excited. They seem like they're waiting for someone.

The sound of a train running on tracks is heard.]

Isabelle: That must be the mayor!

[A kid walks out of the train station.]

Stitches: It's the mayor!

[Isabelle, Stitches, Fang, and Blaire each welcome the kid and introduce themselves. They address the kid as the mayor. The kid looks confused.]

Kid: Hi... I'm David....

Isabelle: Again, welcome to Anvil, mayor!

David: ...I'm supposed to be in the Kanto region...

Fang: Dang it. It's another confused Pokémon trainer.

Isabelle: Yeah....

[Blaire yells.]

Blaire: Kapp'n!

[A green turtle, who is Kapp'n, walks out of the train station after his name is called.]

Kapp'n: Yar!

Blaire: Why do you keep confusing Kanto and Anvil?

Kapp'n: Their names are so similar!

[Blaire stares at Kanto for a moment.]

Blaire: How?

[Kapp'n stares at the sky for a moment. He seems to be thinking.]

Kapp'n: They both have five letters...

[Blaire stares at Kapp'n for a moment.]

Blaire: You're stupid.

David: So, am I going to go to Kanto?

Isabelle: Well, you know, we need a mayor, and, well... You seem like you're mayor material.

David: But I'm not even supposed to be the mayor.

[Isabelle walks up to David and whispers.]

Isabelle: To be honest, we don't even have a mayor coming. In fact, we've been standing here for weeks waiting for the "mayor" to come. I'm surprised I haven't gone insane. I'm also surprised that no one has questioned if a mayor really is coming.

Stitches: I'm starting to wonder if a mayor really is coming. You'd think that a mayor wouldn't make us wait weeks for him to come.

[Isabelle turns to Stitches.]

Isabelle: This is why I always tell you not to think, Stitches. You always have the dumbest thoughts.

[Stitches frowns. Isabelle turns to David and starts whispering again.]

Isabelle: Stitches isn't usually this observant.

[David whispers to Isabelle.]

David: I guess that standing in the same place for a few weeks can really change a person.

Fang: I'm tired of waiting! I don't care who the mayor is! Just have the kid be the mayor!

Blaire: Yeah! Be the mayor, David!

[David turns to the animals.]

David: I don't really want to be the mayor. Besides, I'm not even qualified.

[Isabelle yells.]

Isabelle: All right! Take out your axes, everyone!

[David looks worried.]

David: Fine! I'll be the mayor!

[Isabelle smiles.]

Isabelle: Perfect! Follow me!

[Isabelle walks to the town hall; David follows her.]

Stitches: Hold on. Do any of us even own axes–

[Fang puts his hand over Stitches' mouth.]

[David and Isabelle arrive at the town hall. They both walk inside. The town hall has a wooden counter; behind that counter is another wooden counter, behind which is the mayor's chair.]

David: Would it even be legal for you guys to attack me with your axes?

Isabelle: No, but we don't have any cops, so we wouldn't get into any trouble.

[David is scared of Anvil now.]

David: ...Okay.... So, what should I do?

Isabelle: Well, we've already set up a house for you, so you should just take a day off and move in.

David: I think that I'll work on raising money to build a police station.

Isabelle: You're required to take the day off.

David: Well, then, I might as well go to my house and unpack my stuff.

[David realizes that he doesn't have his suitcase.]

David: ...I think a cat on the train stole my suitcase...

Isabelle: You mean Rover?

David: Yeah. That's his name.

Isabelle: Rover would never do that. He's too kind.

David: Then I must've lost my suitcase.

[Isabelle laughs. David looks confused.]

David: What's so funny?

Isabelle: I was joking! You would never guess this, but Rover's actually the most wanted thief in this area! We don't have any cops, though, so we can't arrest him.

[David gets even more scared of Anvil.]

David: Can I please work on making a police force and a prison?

Isabelle: You have to wait until you get a development permit, which you can't work on until tomorrow.

David: I'm the mayor now. I should be able to do whatever I want.

Isabelle: Don't question my actions.

David: Don't question my power. I can demote you to a citizen if I want to.

Isabelle: No, you can't.

[David stares at Isabelle for a moment.]

David: I really don't have much power, do I?

Isabelle: Nope.

[David realizes that this town's name, "Anvil," is somewhat strange.]

David: Why is this town named "Anvil," anyways?

Isabelle: It's supposed to be "Animal Village," but the town's name can't be more than eight characters long.

David: Why didn't you name it Aniville?

Isabelle: Because the scriptwriter's trying to force a joke.

[David stares at Isabelle for a moment.]

David: Scriptwriter?

Isabelle: Yeah. You're a fictional character. The scriptwriter even named you after himself.

David: ...I don't know why, but the fact that I'm a fictional character lowers my self-esteem.

Isabelle: That's because you didn't earn any of your achievements. They were all just made up.

David: But I don't have any achievements.

Isabelle: ...Wow. You really aren't qualified to be the mayor.

David: Yeah...

Isabelle: Enough with breaking the fourth wall. I have to give you a tour of the town before you take your day off!

David: You know someone shouldn't be the mayor when you have to give them a tour of the town that they're the mayor of.

Isabelle: Just shut up and follow me.

[David and Isabelle walk outside. Isabelle gives David a tour of Anvil. I'm too lazy to write about most of the tour, though.

...Yes, I just admitted that I'm a lazy writer.]

[Isabelle and David are standing outside a white museum.]

Isabelle: This is the Anvil Museum!

David: Can I check it out?

Isabelle: Don't bother. It's empty.

[David stares at Isabelle for a moment.]

David: Why?

Isabelle: Because Blathers, the lazy owl who sleeps all day –

[Isabelle is interrupted by Blathers, the lazy owl who sleeps all day.]

Blathers: But I'm awake all night!

[David and Isabelle are startled by the sudden interruption.]

Isabelle: Blathers seems to wake up whenever someone mentions how he sleeps. Anyways, he relies on donations from this town's citizens, which isn't good, because no citizen in this town knows how to use any tools at all.

David: So basically, I'm going to have to fill up the museum?

Isabelle: Pretty much.

[Five minutes pass. Isabelle and David are standing in front of the town hall.]

Isabelle: And that concludes our tour of Anvil.

David: That was a pretty short tour.

Isabelle: Yeah. That's why we're relying on you to start many public work projects.

David: Seriously, did you guys just tear down every building before I got here? I've seen deserted islands with more buildings.

Isabelle: Have you ever even been to a deserted island, or were you just trying to crack a joke in an attempt to become the audience's favorite character?

[David stares at Isabelle. He is annoyed by the fact that Isabelle knew exactly what he was trying to do.]

David: As the mayor, I command you to stop breaking the fourth wall!

Isabelle: Can't do that.

[David sighs in annoyance.]

David: I hate this town.

Blaire: What?
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[David and Isabelle are startled. They turn around and see Blaire.]

David: I hate this town.

[Blaire is wearing some sort of strange glasses-like headgear.]

Blaire: Ha! I recorded that with Google Glass! I'll use it against you if I have to!

David: I've seen... Erm......

[David thinks for a moment.]

David: I can't come up with a good joke about that advertisement being obvious....

Isabelle: I've seen Microsoft consoles less obviously horrible than that advertisement was obvious.

[David thinks about Isabelle's joke for a moment.]

David: I don't understand your joke that much...

Isabelle: That's what Microsoft gets for not agreeing to advertise their products on this show! You're next, Apple!

[Awkward silence...]

David: So, got any suggestions for how I should spend my time right now?

Blaire: You should try to redeem yourself by saying something nice about this town!

[David grabs Blaire's Google Glass and smashes it. Blaire stares at her Google Glass's remains for a moment. She then runs away crying.]

Isabelle: Your approval rating has just dropped.

[David panics. He seems to really care about his approval rating, which is strange since he doesn't even want to be the mayor.]

David: I didn't even mean to break those! I just meant to throw them at the ground! They just break easily!

[Isabelle yells at David.]

Isabelle: Don't defame Google!

[David is startled.]

David: Okay. Gosh.

Isabelle: Anyways, it's getting late, so you better get to bed.

[David looks at the sky. He sees that it is dark.]

David: This was a short day.

Isabelle: The scriptwriter has no other idea for ending the episode. Anyways, peace!

Author's Notes

I have a feeling that all of the fourth-wall-breaking in this episode annoyed some readers. I just found a lot of opportunities to break the fourth wall. Don't worry, though; there won't be as much fourth-wall-breaking in future chapters.

I hope that you enjoyed this. If you have any constructive criticism, please post it.
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So you know how it says that Blaire stares at Kanto? I meant to say that Blaire stares at Kapp'n.

I blame autocorrect.

It also might've been a typo.
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I love the fourth-wall-breaking!  So funny so far!  *flagging*!
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Yay, Hadger! You have ANOTHER GREAT story up! I was completely in love with An ACC Life; you're the best comedy-script writer I know!

Flaggie! :3
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Thanks! I'm glad that you guys like it.
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LOL! Hadger, this was hilarious!
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Thanks.

I'm putting the finishing touches on the next chapter. It should posted in a few minutes.
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Season 1, Episode 2: Tortimer Returns

[A turtle is seen in David's house. It is dark outside. It's also conveniently stormy.

The turtle softly laughs evilly. He walks closer to David, who is sleeping in his bed and wearing blue pajamas. Tortimer then loudly laughs evilly.

The loud laugh wakes David up. David screams.]

David: Who are you, and how did you get into my house?

Turtle:  I'm Tortimer, and you didn't lock your door.

David: I'm David, and I remember locking my door last night.

[Tortimer doesn't say anything for a moment.]

Tortimer: Really?

David: Yeah...

[Tortimer stares at David.]

Tortimer: Maybe Nook should return to the convenience store business...

David: Nook?

Tortimer: Yeah. He's the stupid tanuki-raccoon guy who builds houses.

[David doesn't say anything for a moment.]

David: I'm gonna sue him.

Tortimer: Can't do that. This town doesn't have a justice system.

David: What's wrong with this town?

[Tortimer shrugs.]

David: Wait. Why am I still talking to you? Why haven't I called the police yet?

Tortimer: Because, like I said, this town doesn't have a justice system.

[David gets a frustrated look on his face.]

David: Who are you, and what are you doing here?

Tortimer: I'm this town's previous mayor–

[Tortimer starts yelling.]

Tortimer: –and I'm here to get my job back!

[David is startled by Tortimer's yelling.]

David: You and what army?

[Tortimer takes a net out of his pocket.]

Tortimer: My net!

[Tortimer whacks David with his net three times. David just stares at Tortimer.]

Tortimer: ...Aren't you angry?

David: No...

Tortimer: You mean that didn't hurt?

David: Not at all...

Tortimer: That's weird. The villagers always get annoyed by that.

[David and Tortimer stare at each other.]

Tortimer: Guess it's time for Plan B.

[Tortimer puts his net in his pocket and takes out an axe. David panics.]

David: Wait!

Tortimer: What?

David: Uhhhh....

[Tortimer looks at his axe.]

Tortimer: Whoops. Wrong tool.

[Tortimer puts his axe in his pocket and takes out his watering can. He then pours water on David's head.

David looks annoyed. Tortimer laughs evilly. He then puts the watering can back in his pocket.]

David: I'm not going to let you be the mayor.

Tortimer: Darn it.

David: Why aren't you the mayor anymore, anyways?

Tortimer: Because people in this town jump to conclusions. Seriously, a guy takes a vacation for one year and suddenly, he was just secretly abandoning the town? Where's the logic in that?

[David says nothing for a moment.]

David: It makes sense...

Tortimer: Whatever. I want my position back.

David: Not gonna happen.

[Tortimer yells.]

Tortimer: Give me my position as mayor back!

[Stitches, Fang, and Blaire walk into David's room.]

Fang: What's going on–

[Fang sees Tortimer. He smiles.]

Fang: Tortimer? Is that really you?

Tortimer: Yep.

Fang: Whatever I did, I'm sorry! Please be the mayor again and don't abandon us!

Tortimer: I was never abandoning you guys in the first place. I was just taking a vacation.

[No one talks for a moment. Fang turns around and smacks Stitches upside the head.]

Fang: I can't believe I listened to you!

Stitches: Sorry! It just made sense that he would abandon us! We're crazy!

[Fang turns around.]

Fang: Please, Tortimer, come back! I hate the new mayor!

David: I haven't even been the mayor for a full twenty-four hours!

Fang: I still hate you. Anyways, please, Tortimer?

Tortimer: Sorry, but David's the mayor. He has to give up his position.

Fang: Well.....

[Fang takes a paper out of his pocket.]

Fang: The Anvil Constitution clearly states that if a previous mayor wants to replace the current mayor, they can settle it with a competition that the previous mayor and the current mayor agree on.

Stitches: That's your shopping list–

[Blaire puts her hand over Stitches' mouth.

David and Tortimer think for a moment.]

David: We can have a Pokémon battle!

Tortimer: We don't have any Pokémon with us, idiot.

[David frowns.]

David: Oh, yeah....

Blaire: We can be the Pokémon!

Tortimer: Okay.

David: That works,

Tortimer: So... Whoever gets knocked out first isn't the mayor.

David: Sounds good to me.

Tortimer: The "Pokémon" choose their sides. The Anvil Constitution states that the previous mayor goes first in turn-taking competitions, so I go first

David: Okay. Let's start!

[Tortimer yells.]

Tortimer: Fang, use tackle!

[Fang tackles David.]

David: Ow.....

[Fang gets off of David.]

David: Stitches, use tackle!

Stitches: Aw, man... Whose side should I go on?

David: I'll pay you fifty bells!

Stitches: Deal!

[Tortimer takes a peace of paper out of his pocket.]

Tortimer: You signed a contract. You have to be on my side.

Stitches: Oh, yeah.

[Tortimer puts the contract back into his pocket. David panics.]

David: What do you like, Stitches?

Stitches: Food!

David: I'll cook anything for you for a week!

Stitches: It's a deal!

Tortimer: But– The contract!

Stitches: Forget contracts! I love food!

[David smiles. He then yells.]

David: Stitches, use tackle!

[Stitches tries to tackle Tortimer.

But it fails!]

Stitches: Why won't you fall?

Tortimer: Because you're a stuffed bear.

Stitches: Oh, yeah, huh?

[David takes recoil damage, which is weird, because tackling shouldn't recoil...

Unless, of course, someone throws Stitches at David. Tortimer did that.]

David: Ow.... Tortimer throws hard,,..

Stitches: Ow....

[David throws Stitches at a wall.]

Stitches: Ow!

David: Blaire, use tackle!

Blaire: Are you kidding? You broke my Google Glass. I'm going on Tortimer's side!

Tortimer: It's not even your turn, cheater.

David: Dang it!

[Tortimer smiles.]

Tortimer: Blaire, use rock throw!

Blaire: But I don't have any rocks.

Stitches: I do!

[Stitches takes rocks out of his pocket and hands them to Blaire. Blaire smiles.]

Blaire: Thanks!

[David stares at Stitches.]

David: Stitches, you idiot!

[Blaire gets ready to throw rocks at David. David panics.]

David: Wait!

[Blaire groans. She gets an annoyed look on her face.]

Blaire: What?

David: I surrender!

[Fang, Blaire, and Tortimer cheer. David sighs.]

Tortimer: Woohoo! I'm the new mayor!

Stitches: Wait!

[Stitches takes an actual copy of the Anvil Constitution out of his pocket.]

Stitches: The Anvil Constitution clearly states that if someone surrenders during the competition, he or she is the mayor.

[Fang, Blaire, and Tortimer walk over to Stitches. Stitches points to the part that states what he just said, and Fang, Blaire, and Tortimer read it. They then get angry looks on their faces. David smiles.]

Tortimer: It must have been some sort of typo!

Fang: Yeah! Whoever wrote the Anvil Constitution clearly meant to put "isn't," not "is"!

Blaire: How is Isabelle sleeping through this?

[David ignores Blaire.]

David: It says what it says!

Tortimer: I challenge David again!

[David frowns.]

Stitches: The Anvil Constitution states that once the competition is done, another competition can't occur between those two particular people ever again!

Tortimer: ...I hate constitutions.

Stitches: I hate it when food is overpriced.

David: I hate Tortimer.

Blaire: I hate David.

Fang: I hate the scriptwriter of this show.

David: I hate it when people break the fourth wall.

Fang: I don't care.

[David stares at Fang.]

David: I hate combo breakers.

Blaire: This seems familiar.

Stitches: Well, yeah. In SpongeBob, SpongeBob or Sandy said, "I love Karate!" Then, Mr. Krabs said–

Scriptwriter: I hate trademark violations.

[Everyone stops talking.]

David: Who was that?

Fang: No idea.

Blaire: Didn't Isabelle commit trademark violations by mentioning Microsoft and Apple last episode, anyways?

[David ignores Blaire again, because no one cares about what Blaire has to say.]

David: Well, better get some sleep!

[Everyone conveniently leaves David's house without continuing the conversation. David sleeps.]
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Author's Notes

Hey, guys. I hope that you liked this chapter. If you have any constructive criticism or comments about the story, please post them.

After I finish and post the next episode, I'm going to enter this story in Computerfan's Fanfiction Competition. Wish me luck.
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*updating title*

I kind of want some constructive criticism so I can improve my writing, so does anyone have any constructive criticism?
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Well, yes. More description would be nice. Sometimes I can't keep up with where you are or what anyone looks like. Just a little more would be great.

Otherwise, I don't really have anything else to say. Lovin' the comedy though! LOL
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Season 1, Episode 3: Permit-sion *rimshot*

[David is walking to the town hall. He walks inside the town hall and sees Isabelle standing behind the counter closest to the door. David seems excited.]

David: I want to know how to get my development permit!

Isabelle: If you want to talk about mayor-related stuff, you have to sit in the mayor's chair.

[David looks confused.]

David: ...Why?

Isabelle: Because that's how it works.

David: That's stupid.

[Isabelle gets an angry look on her face.]

Isabelle: Just sit in the chair.

[David groans.]

David: Fine.

[David walks to the chair and sits down in it. Isabelle walks to David.]

Isabelle: What would you like to talk about?

David: I already told you what I want to talk about.

[Isabelle sighs.]

Isabelle: Listen, this is the standard way of communicating about mayoral duties. Just shut up and tell me what you want to talk about.

David: How am I supposed to tell you what I want to talk about if I'm shutting up?

[Isabelle sighs a sigh of annoyance. She decides to skip the "standard way of communicating about mayoral duties."]

Isabelle: To get the development permit, you need a house and a 100 percent approval rating. You already have a house, so now you just need to fix your approval rating.

David: What's my approval rating?

Isabelle: 200 percent.

[David smiles.]

David: Doesn't everyone hate me, though?

Isabelle: Yeah. They just lied about approving of you.

[David wonders why people lied about approving of him.]

David: So now I can get my development permit?

Isabelle: Did I say "at least 100 percent"?

[David now understands why people lied about approving of him. He frowns.]

David: ...So basically, I have to lower my approval rating?

Isabelle: Pretty much.

[David smiles confidently. Gosh, that sounded cheesy.]

David: I'm on it!

[David runs outside of the town hall. He then runs near a bunch of flowers, which Blaire happens to be near. David assumes that Blaire planted them. He smiles.]

David: Look at me, Blaire!

[David runs through the flowers.]

David: I'm running through flowers!

[David continues to run through flowers. Blaire smiles. David stops running and gets a confused look on his face.]

David: ...Aren't you angry?

Blaire: Of course not!

David: But didn't you plant these flowers?

Blaire: No. I don't know how to use a watering can, so I'm glad that you aren't bragging. Tortimer bragged about his ability to use tools all the time, which was pretty annoying.

[Blaire starts yelling.]

Blaire: You hear that, Tortimer? Not everyone knows how to use tools!

[David is startled by Blaire's yelling.

A random viewer shouts.]

Random viewer: In Animal Crossing: New Leaf, villagers sometimes plant flowers!

Scriptwriter: Shut up, random viewer! No one likes you!

Random viewer: Shut your mouth!

[A few second pass. The scriptwriter is heard crying, while the random viewer is heard laughing.]

David: That was weird....

Blaire: Well, thanks for not bragging!

[Blaire walks away. Isabelle runs all the way from the town hall to where David is.]

Isabelle: Your approval rating has increased by seven percent.

[David gets an annoyed look on his face.]

David: How can I lower my approval rating?

[Isabelle hands David trash.]

Isabelle: Litter.

[David smiles. He runs towards the river, which is where Stitches is. He is fishing despite the fact that none of the animals know how to use tools. Just don't tell anyone about that plot hole.

David smiles and throws trash into the river.]

David: Look at me! I'm throwing trash into the river!

[Stitches smiles. He feels his net being pulled down.]

Stitches: I caught something!

[Stitches pulls up his fishing net. Connected to the net is an empty can. David laughs.]

Stitches: Thanks, David!

[David frowns.]

David: You can't be happy about catching an empty can.

Stitches: This is the first thing I've ever caught!

[David sighs a sigh of annoyance.]

Stitches: Thanks, David!

[Stitches runs to his house. Isabelle runs to David.]

Isabelle: Your approval rating has increased by five percent.

[David stares at Isabelle with an angry look on his face.]

David: I really hate you.

Isabelle: Hey, it's not my fault this town's citizens are idiots.

[David thinks.]

David: Does anyone else have a Google Glass?

Isabelle: Nope. Google stopped advertising their products on this show after they found out how little viewers it gets.

David: Dang it.

Isabelle: You can still try to annoy Fang.

David: It seems like no matter what I do, though, people like me.

Isabelle: Then try to do good things.

[David looks confused.]

Isabelle: As Benjamin Franklin once said, "If you're bad at something, you'll do bad when you try its opposite."

David: Benjamin Franklin never said that.

Isabelle: The scriptwriter's trying to see if this would make a good educational show since clearly we've been unable to reach our target audience amount.

David: Well, I guess that I'll try that.

Isabelle: Making this an educational show?

[David stares at Isabelle for a few seconds. He then does a lot of face palms.]

David: Isabelle, I thought you were the only smart animal here.

Isabelle: Well, next time, don't use a pronoun that has an unclear antecedent.

[David stares at Isabelle.]

David: This wouldn't work as an educational TV show.

Isabelle: Agreed.

[David runs to Fang's house, which is empty, because I'm too lazy to describe it.

...Fine. It has a boring blue bed, boring brick walls, a wooden tile floor, and nothing else.]

Fang: Get out of my house.

David: You're awesome!

[Fang smiles.]

Fang: I-I am?

David: Yep! In fact, it would be easy to mistake you for being part of the current generation!

[Fang gets an angry look on his face. His voice sounds angry.]

Fang: Are you calling me old?

[David smiles.]

David: Yep!

[Fang stares at David for a moment. He then smiles.]

Fang: Finally, an honest kid! This generation is just filled with dishonest liars and why is the scriptwriter portraying me as a stereotypical elderly person?

[David smiles, because he has another insult. He seems to be forgetting that he's bad at being mean.]

David: Because that's what you are!

Fang: Thanks for the honesty!

[David frowns. Isabelle runs into Fang's house.]

Isabelle: Your approval rating has just increased by–

[David interrupts Isabelle.]

David: Just shut up.

Fang: ...What's going on?

Isabelle: David wants a development permit, but his approval rating is too high.

Fang: You do realize that since this town doesn't have a justice system, you can just forge your development permit, right?

[David smiles.]

David: Actually, since this town doesn't have a justice system, I shouldn't need a development permit at all!

Isabelle: I won't help you without a development permit.

[David starts yelling.]

David: Fang, use bite!

Fang: You got it, Ash Ketchum!

[David looks confused.]

David: ...What?

Fang: It's a... Pokémon reference...

[David stares at Fang.]

Fang: You'd think that someone who wanted to be a Pokémon trainer would get the reference...

David: Just bite Isabelle.

Fang: Oh, yeah!

[Fang gets ready to bite Isabelle. Isabelle panics.]

Isabelle: Fine! I'll help you with public work projects!

[David smiles.]

David: Fang, high five!

Fang: Okay, I guess.

[Fang puts his hand towards Isabelle. He seems to want to give her a high five.

David face palms.]

David: High five me, stupid.

Fang: But Pokémon don't attack their trainers.

[David face palms.]

Isabelle: Pikachu hurt Ash, though.

Fang: True, but Ash didn't ask Pikachu to hurt him.

Isabelle: True...
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[David's voice shows his annoyance.]

David: Just shut up about Pokémon.

Scriptwriter: Yeah! We don't want to get sued for trademark infringement!

Fang: But Pokémon and Animal Crossing: New Leaf are both Nintendo games.

Scriptwriter: ...Oh.....

[David decides to change the topic.]

David: What should we work on first, Isabelle?

Isabelle: You wanted a justice system.

David: All right–

[David realizes that Isabelle is trying to get him into trouble for working on a public work project without a development permit.]

David: Wait a minute...

Isabelle: Not so stupid now, huh?

[David sighs.]

David: I still think you're an idiot.

Isabelle: That's a baseless accusation.

David: You're a baseless accusation.

[Isabelle face palms.]

David: You're not supposed to be face palming. Only I face palm.

[The screen fades out, because this episode is being dragged on too much.]

Author's Notes

Okay, guys. Now that I've finished three episodes, it's time to enter this story into Computerfan's Fanfiction Competition.

Why am I so nervous? Is it because I feel like this doesn't compare to An ACC Life?
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All right, guys. I've officially entered this is Computerfan's Fanfiction Competition. Wish me luck.
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LOL! You should do well in Computerfan's Faniction Competition, Hadger!
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I won't end this story. I'll use the advice to improve the story.
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Hadger, you've got this! You are AMAZING at script writing and I know you won't give up. Just turn a new leaf.
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Thanks, guys.

Just so you guys know, I wasn't considering giving up. I'm definitely going to include more description, put more time into my writing, etc.
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"Isabelle: That's a baseless accusation.

David: You're a baseless accusation."

I love this!
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Thanks.

I'm feeling pretty confident in the chapter that I'm working on. It's definitely a lot better than the previous chapters, so I'm hoping that you guys will like it.
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