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Al: FINALE? WE'VE BARELY DONE ANYTHING IN THIS SEASON!
Bob: Exactly. We built up to our highest point, then dropped. I want to start fresh, besides, We are scheduled to reach New Leaf Island on June 9th!
Pikachu: So what are we going to do for this season finale?
Bob: Well, we could-
Link: Die? I can help with that.
They all turn to see Link holding a pistol at them.
Chief: We're not scared of you.
Ike: When are you going to learn? You can't kill us.
Link: Ha! That's what you think! I've hacked into Bob's computer!
Bob (writer): Oh! That's why the screensaver is a picture of Zelda!
Link: I thought I locked you in the closet!
Bob (writer): No.
Link: Oh. Well in that case... YOU WILL DIE AS WELL!
Al: DON'T KILL ME YET, I'VE ALMOST PAYED OFF MY NEW TOWN PROJECT IN ANIMAL CROSSING.
Link: OH SHUT UP ABOUT THAT GAME! My games are way better anyway.
Link grabs Al's 3DS and throws it in the ocean.
Al: YOU LITTLE...
We are sorry for this interruption. The following scene contains really bad language, lots of blood, and other nasty stuff. Like really nasty stuff. The kind of stuff that even the Devil himself throws up at. So we're going to skip it. Now back to the program.
Link: Gosh... PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE MY KIDNEY BACK!
AL: GIVE ME MY GAME!
Link: It's at the bottom of the ocean!
Al: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Whoops, the scene is not quite over. Ooooh, that'll leave a mark. OK, now it's over. I hope.
Link: I'M SORRY! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME MY NOSTRILS BACK!
Al: YOU OWE ME A NEW LEAF.
Link pulls a newly sprouted leaf off a tree on a nearby island. He then gives it to Al.
Link: Heheh.
Al: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT...
OK, how much longer is Al going to keep rearranging Link's organs? I mean, I tried to get him anger management classes but,-
Al: HEY SHUT UP!
Chief: See? The narrator is a jerk!
Al and Chief beat up the narrator.
Narrator: Hey man! don't hurt me! I've got a wife and kids!
Al: STOP FOLLOWING ME!
Narrator: I'm sorry!
Narrator and Link jump off the boat.
Bob: Hmm, well I guess that wraps up The Laughz Season 3! Sorry it was so... Disturbing, but I'll talk to Al, and more chapters soon!
Al: BOB DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT MY ANGER PROBLEMS?
Bob: Yes, but they already know! Don't hurt me!
Al: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
So yeah, got a new computer, but sorry the chapter was short. I have got a limited time to write right now. Thanks guys, for having faith in me, but now we're back in business!
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awesome finale, i love when Link shows up cause funny things happen to him and the guys, i love when Copper shows up too cause they drive him crazy.
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Wow, spent so much time playin' around on the new comp, haven't posted a chapter! Here we go.
Season 4, Chapter 1
Al, Ike, Pikachu and Chief walk onto the deck to find Bob and a bunch of people who look like they work on a movie set.
Bob: Alright, let's put the opossum over there, by the soccer goal! Oh hey guys!
Chief: What's going on?
Bob: I'm shooting a commercial for The Laughz new season!
Al: YOU'RE ADVERTISING FOR THE FAN-FIC.... ON THE FAN-FIC?
Bob: Shut up. Anyways! What do you think?
Ike: Not bad.
Pikachu: Meh. You should have put the opossum by the giant model of the spleen.
Al: WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS STUFF?
Bob: I dunno.
Director: We ready to shoot?
Bob: Yep, my pistol is loaded and- *BANG* Oh no.
Director: MY SPLEEN! IF ONLY THAT MODEL OF THE SPLEEN WERE LIFE-SIZE. OR REAL.
The director jumps off the ship.
Chief: Huh. You'd think he would go to a hospital or something.
Ike: Actually I wasn't thinking anything.
Ike collapses.
Al: I COULD BE THE DIRECTOR, I USED TO DIRECT, BACK AT THE.... ACADEMY...
Al looks off in the distance, sobbing.
Pikachu: You never went to an academy, your application was denied.
Al: WELL I KNOW HOW TO SAY CUT. DOES THAT COUNT?
Bob: Fine! Somebody get Ike up.
Chief: But Bob, we haven't read our scripts!
Bob: Somebody will hold up cue cards.
Al: READY. AIM. FIRE! OH, MY BAD, I MEAN: READY, LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!
The Laughz commercial, Take 1
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob.
Chief: And I'm Ike! Oh snap.
Al: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!
Al gets a huge battleaxe and cuts up the set.
Pikachu: That's not what he means!
Al: OH.
Several hours later....
The Laughz commercial, Take 2
Bob: Hi I'm Bob.
Chief: And I'm Chief!
Bob: We are the co-hosts of the Fan Fiction, The Laughz.
Ike: It's a great show about five friends who have awesome adventures and love playing around and having fun! Hm. That's hardly what we do. Who wrote this?
Bob: The writer of the script for "The Backyardigans." Oh, we got the wrong script! Here it is.
Ike: It's a great story about five friends who blow up things and annoy the police dog! Yeah that sounds better.
Bob: We don't annoy Copper.
Copper runs in, punches Bob in the face and runs out screaming.
Copper: YES YOU DO!
Al: THAT'S A WRAP! YAY! NEXT STOP, OSCARS!
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Ike: You can't beat an Animal Crossing game.... Technically.
Al: SHUDDUP, DON'T MAKE ME PUMMEL YA INTA DUST.
Pikachu: Do you want us to mute you again?
Chief: Please do.
Al: NO.
Bob (writer): Guys, do something funny.
Bob: You're the one typing!
Bob (writer): Yeah! But, well, just do something!
Al: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, FAT MAN!
Chief: Rude.
Ike: Seriously though, let's do something, it's boring on the ocean.
Al: HAH. WHEN HAVE WE EVER BEEN SERIOUS?
Bob: At SeriousCon 2013.
Al: YEAH, GOOD TIMES.
Pikachu: Why does Al get so many lines?
Al: BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY BOB (WRITER). OMG SPOILER ALERT.
Bob (writer): Ummm, NOTHING.
Ike: Guys, I'm going to go and do something.
Link flies onto the ship.
Link: Not if I can help it!
Everyone stops bickering and turns to look at Link.
Bob: What are you doing here?
Link: With everyone so caught up in the excitement of Animal Crossing, I decided to make a new Legend of Zelda game, so ha! I will make lots of money, and with it, buy THE WORLD!
Pikachu: Technically, no one owns 'The World' it's divided up into countries, where the power is split, and-
Link: THEN I'LL BUY AN ARMY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Chief: That's so cliche villain, taking over the world, ya know?
Link: Fine, then instead, I'LL TURN THE WORLD INTO AN OYSTER, SINCE THE WORLD IS MY OYSTER!
Ike: I fail to see how an oyster could sustain life.
Link: I'LL BLOW UP THE OYSTER AND LIVE ON THE MOON!
Bob: Small problem, the moon wants to kill you, remember?
Link: I'LL BLOW THAT UP, AND LIVE ON THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
Al: LOL, GO AHEAD.
Pikachu: Al, no text language allowed, this is real life.
Al: LOL N00B, UR TALKING TO A SUIT OF ARMOR AND YOU THINK THIS IS REAL? #GETALIFE
Bob: That sentence..... Blinded me.
Link: You'll see, when I take over the world this fan-fic will be renamed 'The Link'
Ike: That's a horrible name.
Link: And you'll be named 'Idiot'!
Ike: Still a horrible name!
Link: AND YOUR MOM WILL BE NAMED 'IDIOT'S MOM'!
Bob: GET OFF MY BOAT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Copper shows up.
Copper: Oh, what a surprise, nothing ever happens on this ocean except for you boys!
Bob: COPPER! LINK WON'T GET OFF MY BOAT!!!!
Link: NUH-UH!
Bob: YAH-HUH!
Copper: *sigh* Someone throw me off the boat.
Al: OK.
Al throws Copper off the boat.
Link: .... I'll be going now.
Ike walks up.
Ike: So I quickly ran down and grabbed a checker board, so we can play.
They all sit down to a game of checkers and-
Link: Don't forget to buy my new game this Holiday Season!
Link jumps off the boat.
Bob: .......
Al: #ACKWARD
Pikachu: If you do that one more time, I'll melt you down and then-
Al: #BYE!
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The chapter starts with Bob running up from his bathtub naked, shouting;
Bob: Eureka! Eureka!
Chief: Huh? What's going on?
Copper sees Bob and comes on board their ship.
Copper: Bob, public nudity is a crime.
Bob: Shuddup, I just had an epiphany!
Copper: I don't care, public nudity is a legit crime. You need to put some pants on.
Bob: You're going to make me forget what I was thinking!
Copper: No, it's seriously a crime punishable by a fine of 25,000 bells. Pay up.
Bob: OH MY GOSH, JUST WAIT A SECOND!
Copper: THE LAW COMES FIRST!
Sitting nearby, Pikachu and Ike are talking.
Pikachu: Hm, for the past 2 seasons something has bothered me.
Ike: Tell me.
Pikachu: Who has been driving this ship?
Ike: Hm. Good question.
Pikachu: I guess we have autopilot?
Ike: No, this is a sailboat.
Anyways....
Bob: WHY CAN'T THE LAW JUST WAIT A SECOND?
Copper: JUST PUT SOME PANTS ON!
Bob: OK! FINE! YOU WIN!
Bob comes back a few minutes later.
Bob: HERE! TAKE A BELL!
Copper: THANKS! WAS THAT SO HARD?
Bob: YES!
Copper walks away.
Chief: So what was so important you had to reference Ancient Greece for?
They all turn to look at Chief.
Chief: So what if I'm a genius? Don't judge me!
Going back to Pikachu and Ike.
Pikachu: Another thing I don't understand, Bob is an all A student, yet he makes stupid crap like this.
Bob (writer): IT'S NOT STUPID! YOU CANT GET OUT OF HERE PIKACHU!
Ike: Cool beans.
Anyways...
Bob: You see guys, I finally realized WHY this fan-fic is failing. It's because of the humor, it's not good clean, Animal Crossing humor like it was in Season One. Where we'd make a joke about Tom Nook, run him over, then throw in Bill Gates every now and then.
Al: THAT'S HARDLY WHAT WE DID, BILL GATES NEVER SHOWED UP, EITHER!
Bob: SHUT UP! YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE!
Al: I WAS FOR PART OF SEASON 1.... JERK!
Bob: Anyways, I hope this isn't another failed attempt at revival, now that I know the problem I can fix it, you see?
Al: SO WHEN DO WE GET ACTUAL SPEAKING LINES IN THIS CHAPTER?
Bob: Uh, now, if you want.
Everyone but Bob starts punching each other in the face.
Bob: No guys! I said clean! That's not clean entertainment!
Al: DON'T WORRY, I'M WEARING GLOVES! ADD THAT TO MY LIST OF STUFF I'M CURIOUSLY DOING WITHOUT HANDS.
Chief: You don't have a list for that.
Al: WELL I ALWAYS SAY THAT. IF I WERE A SUPERHERO THAT WOULD TOTALLY BE MY CATCHPHRASE, "ADD THAT TO MY LIST OF STUFF I'M CURIOUSLY DOING WITHOUT HANDS."
Ike: What kind of superhero would you be?
Al: I'D RAIL EVERYTHING THEN SHOW NO MERCY.
Pikachu: Psssh, I'd prefer Aquaman.
Aquaman: Hah! On land I may be useless, but you're in the ocean, so prepare to feel my WRATH!
A bunch of fish just start flopping around on the deck.
Bob: OOH! Dinner!
Al: I'LL CLEAN THEM. HA! "ADD THAT TO MY LIST OF-
Chief: SHUT UP! WE GET IT! YOU DON'T HAVE HANDS! YOUR LOSS!
Al: RUDE.
Bob: Well, maybe we could sing a song?
Ike: Bob, that's a terrible idea.
Chief looks in a "Portal to another Dimension" (from Spongebob)
Chief: I dunno, I thought it was a pretty good idea.
Al: WELL AREN'T YOU SOMETHIN'? YOU CAN QUOTE A TV SHOW!
Chief and Al get in a fistfight.
Al: "ADD THAT TO MY LIST OF STUFF-
Ike: OH MY GOSH!
Ike jumps in on the fistfight.
Aquaman: Let me at 'em!
Aquaman sends a squid to fight.
Bob: Well, uh, that's the chapter I guess.
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awesome chapter, i still think this is a good fanfic
bit of useless info evertime i see ikes name i think of pit from kid icarus even though i know hes from fire emblem
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Bob: Well, I jumped off the boat and camped at some random island.
Al: HOW DID YOU GET BACK HERE?
Bob: With my teleporter.
Ike: What color is my underwear?
Pikachu: Ike, that question is soooooooooooo Season 1.
Bob: Yeah, and blue.
Ike: I hate everyone.
Chief: So Bob, what's the haps?
Bob: Never say haps.
Chief: So Bob, what's the happenings?
Bob: Well, we're just under a month until New Leaf, so soon we should be able to get off this boat.
Ike: Bob, something that I've been wondering is, where are all your nukes?
Bob: That is none of your concern.
Ike: It kinda is, because I'm concerned about it.
Al: YEAH! BEAT UP BOB!
Everyone hounds on Bob.
Bob: GUYS STOP! WE STILL NEED TO START THE CHAPTER!
Pikachu: We're filming?
Cameraman: Yeah! Why do you think I'm following you with a camera?
Pikachu: When did we get a cameraman?
Everyone hounds on Cameraman.
Bob: Let's see who this cameraman is!
They pull off the cameraman's mask, and it's Copper!
Ike: Copper?! What are you doing dressed up as a cameraman?
Copper: I'm spying on you to make sure you don't commit a crime, and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your stupid mutt!
Chief: I'm not a mutt! I'm a pure-bred wolf!
Copper: SHUT UP!
Bob: Copper, there is no need for this hostile attitude!
Copper: NO! THERE IS. YOU IDIOTS ARE RUINING MY LIFE! I'M ARRESTING YOU, AND THE REST OF YOU,
Copper points at everyone else.
Copper: YOU CAN GO AND JUMP OUT A WINDOW OR SOMETHING!
Copper handcuffs Bob then takes him to his boat.
Al: SO WHAT NOW? ANYONE WANNA JUMP OUT A WINDOW?
Pikachu: No. We need to devise a plan to break Bob out!
Ike: Yeah, I'm in.
Pikachu: Here's the plan.... *whisper whisper whisper*
Ike: This man is a genius! He's figured out how to link Youtube with his mind!
Al: I KNOW, HE'S A TRUE MASTERMIND IN OUR SOCIETY!
Link flies in on a jetpack, followed by a brainwashed Ganondorf.
Link: Nuh-uh! I'm smarter! I made Ganondorf my slave!
Bob: Let's play 'Are you Smarter than a Wolf who can link funny videos and cool songs using his Mind'!
All of the sudden the screen flips to a gameshow.
Bob: Hi! I'm Bob, and I'll be hosting Are you Smarter than a Wolf who can link funny videos and cool songs using his Mind?
Link: The answer is bagels! No, it's gravity!
Chief: Nope, it's cilantro.
Bob: Um, we haven't even started, but 80,000 points to Gryfindor, er, Chief!
Al: LOL, YOU MADE AN ERROR ON LIVE TV, NOOB!
Pikachu: Shut up, you rusty can.
Al: OH, YOU JUST WENT THERE. COME AT ME, CAT FOOD!
Pikachu: Cat food?
Al: YA KNOW, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A MOUSE.
Pikachu: That was a terrible comeback.
Al: WHAT THE HECK. HAVE YOU EVEN ARGUED WITH SOMEONE BEFORE?
Pikachu: What are you even talking about?
Al: NOT SURE. TRUCE?
Pikachu: Aye, truce.
The 2 shake hands and sit down in the audience.
Al: ADD THAT TO MY LIST OF THINGS I'VE DONE WITHOUT HANDS.
Pikachu: You always say that, but you've never actually wrote them down.
Al: WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE?! I DON'T HAVE HANDS, YOU KNOW!
Bob: WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP!
Pikachu: Carry on.
Bob: *cough* Thank you.
Al nods.
Bob: Yes, anyways. First, er, second question. Who made this fan-fic?
Link: How should I know this?
Chief: Because you barge in every other chapter. Seriously, ACC lets you make fan-fics about things other than Animal Crossing now, so make your own story.
Link: SHUT UP! I know who made this made fan-fic! It was hoggle!
Bob: Ooooh, I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Link: It was, er, his name is Bob!
Bob: Correct, but I'm looking for a full username, Chief?
Chief: Easy, bobboy6!
Bob: Correct!
Link: Do a question I would know the answer to!
Bob: OK, well here is a question about the Legend of Zelda, so this should be easy for you.
Link: Let's hear it.
Bob: What are the 3 Triforces?
Link: What?! I don't know that! Ganondorf is hogging one! Heheh, 'hogging' Because he's a pig. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link breaks out into a fit of laughter. Bob can be seen on his phone.
Bob: Yes, he needs to be airlifted to the asylum immediately.
The SWAT fly in in full body armor and have riot shields.
SWAT 1: Go go go! There is a maniac on the loose!
Link: HAHAHAHA!!!! SOOOO FUNNY!
SWAT 2: What is this guy's problem?
They lock up Link and airlift him off.
Ike: It wasn't even that funny considering Ganondorf is in human form.
Bob: Yeah, he's still under mind control, maybe we could get him to cook us dinner.
Pikachu: Yeah, OK.
Chief: Does that mean I win?
Bob: I guess.
Chief: Sweet!
They all walk off the gameshow set, except Al.
Al: I'M STILL GONNA NEED TO KNOW HOW TO LINK MY VOICE.
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3/10/2013 10:36pm
That was something.
