All I want for Christmas is a BRAND NEW CHAPTER - hint hint - Meyy Christmas, by the way.

HEHE Doing that to build suspense!!!! MWAHAHAAHA! I wish that was the case.

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HOLIDAY SPECIAL!!!!

Pikachu: Dang it, I need to do some last minute shopping...

Bob: What do you need to get?

Pikachu: For Chief: A girlfriend, Al: A big hammer, for you: 20 more nukes, know where I can buy that stuff?

Bob: I know where you can get the nukes....

Pikachu: Where?

Bob: Oh.. It wouldn't be legal if you knew....

Chief walks in.

Chief: This year, since I've taken interest in deer hunting, I'm going to shoot Jingle out of the sky tonight!

Pikachu: WHY?!

Chief: I just told you....

Al walks in, instead of armor, he is now a Santa suit.

Al: HO HO HO AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF.

Bob: I made some hot cocoa from the radiation from my bombs!

After sipping some cocoa, a few explosions, and some good laughs, everyone goes out Christmas shopping, but the real action is around 9 P.M. when the guys start to fall asleep.

Narrator: 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even... Wait.. Chief? Go to bed right now!

Chief: SHUT UP NARRATOR! NO BODY LIKES YOU.

Narrator: OH WOW! REAL MATURE!

Chief: GO AWAY I HAVE A GUN!

Narrator: I'M STAYING RIGHT- *shot*

And so Chief waited until midnight, when Jingle came through the chimney.

Jingle: Oh hi little boy! You should go to bed so Jingle can put the presents under the tree!

Chief: This is a hostage situation, put your hands where I can see them.

Jingle reveals she has a bomb strapped to here stomach.

Chief: WHOA!

Jingle: You so much as pull that gun, and this goes off!

Bob hears the commotion and runs downstairs.

Bob: Jingle!!! Whad'ya bring me? Is it a bomb?

Jingle pulls a knife and takes Bob hostage.

Chief: Hmm, Bob's invincible soooo.....

Chief shoots Bob then Jingle.

Al walks downstairs.

Al: NOOOOOO!!!! JINGLE!!!

Pikachu: Way to go Chief. You ruined the chapter. Bob had an awesome idea for the rest of the chapter, but you killed her.

Chief: I didn't know.

Pikachu: Weren't you paying ANY attention at the meeting yesterday?

Al: GUYS, WE'RE STILL ROLLING.

Bob: Say hi to the camera!

Chief and Pikachu: Uhhh... Merry Christmas...

Bob: Let's unwrap presents!

Chief: Me first!

Pikachu: You're gonna be super suprised!

Chief: Why is there a dead lady in here?

Pikachu: Oooops.... I think I shot her.

Bob: I'll go next!

Al: YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. GURANTEED.

Bob: MORE NUKES! These things are awesome, I could make out with one.... *smooch*

We are sorry, the following seen is very weird, Bob is just kissing a bomb while the police come and confiscate it. We don't feel like you need to see that.

Bob: I want my bomb!!!!

Al: ME NEXT.

Bob: Well atleast you'll like yours.

Al: WHAT IS THIS? A MEDIUM SIZED HAMMER?!?!?! A WANTED A BIG ONE!!!!! RAAAAAGE!!!!!

We are sorry, we must cut out another scene involving heavy gore, intense violence, and strong language.

Chief: Well maybe you'll get something good Pikachu.

Pikachu: I got.... A ROCK!!!!

Rock begins flying away.

Rock: Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night!

Bob: Umm... I guess that's it. Merry Christmas. Or Hannakuh, or Kwanza.... Or nothing if you're Athiest I suppose, and um I could go on. So... Happy Holidays... and stuff.

Put the nyan cat.

great chapter very funny

Season 1, Chapter 10

Pikachu: What shall we do in this chapter?

Chief: Maybe go camping?

Pikachu: Ok, where?

Al: A 24 HOUR WALMART!

Pikachu: K, LETS GO BUY A RV!

So they go to the RV dealer ship...

Pikachu: Sir, I will like to rent a RV.

Dealer Woman: I'm a Woman, sir. And follow me to model 66674#.

Al sneaks off and steals one

They all follow the Dealer

Dealer: This is it.

Bob: You expect me to buy this? This is a wagon!

Dealer: What, you expect quality!?

Al: YEAH. IF I DON'T GET IT, SOMEONE FEELS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

Dealer: Ok fine! Take the keys to that RV over there and don't hurt me!

Al: WHAT? REMEBER I GOT A PUPPY FROM UNCLE STEVE. SHE DIDN'T THINK I HAD A HAMMER, DID SHE?

Chief: Well everyone, pack on in.

They get in and pack all the stuff.

Pikachu: Wait, can any of us drive?

Chief: Ummm, no my licsence was suspended when I hit the President...

Bob: Mine was when I drove into the lighthouse....

Pikachu: I have electric road rage....

Al: DON'T LOOK AT ME, I DON'T EVEN HAVE FEET FOR GAS PEDALS.

Chief: I'll do the gas pedals, you drive.

After afew interesting crashes, they finally make it to Walmart.

Bob: Well let's set up our tents. After setting up camp, they light a fire. It begins burning a poster that Walmart had set up.

Employee: FIRE!!!!

Employee 2: CALL 911!!!!!

The Fire Department comes.

Firefighter: Oh no, it's those guys.....

Firfighter: Who? Ohhh....

Chief: Why are they pointing at us?

Bob: HEY FATHEADS, POINTING ISN'T NICE! Good thing I brought my shotgun to hunt!

Bob opens fire at the firefighters.

Chief: Isn't this camping trip great?

When all the commotion dies down, and Walmart burns down, they go to sleep.

Al: PIKACHU, I'M SCARED, WHAT IF A BEAR COMES AND TEARS OUT OUR LUNGS?

Pikachu: We're camping in the city, no bear will find us!

Around midnight....

Bear: Hey that's a nice tent. *tears*

Al: I TOLD YOU.

Al and the Bear get into a fistfight. Al wins.

Bear: Hey man! Don't hurt me! I don't have insurance!

Al: NOMNOMNOM YOU TASTE GOOD.

Bear: You're eating that mouse, not me.

Pikachu: AHHHHH!!!!!!! AL SPIT ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Al: OOPS.

Chief wakes up

Chief: What's going on?

Bear: Chief?

Chief: Fred?

Fred: Dude it's been forever!

Pikachu: How do you know this bear?

Chief: We went to college together.

With that, Bob shot up.

Bob: You went to college?

Chief: Yep.

Bob: Did you get your degree?

Chief: If there's a degree for pyromaniacy, then yes. I burnt down the college. And I killed Fred's family, like I just killed Fred.

Without a sound Fred drops to the ground, dead.

Bob: Well, it's morning now, what do you say we head home?

Pikachu: If someone didn't take our RV maybe...

Rock from the Christmas Special flies in.

Rock: I'll fly you home!

Rock flies them back to the house.

Bob: .....

Chief: .....

Pikachu: .....

Al: TYPES IT AGAIN HOLDING SHIFT >>>>>

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Honorable Mention to Snowdance, for helping write this chapter! Thanks Snowdance!

cool chapter

Hmm i just noticed a couple of my mistakes.... I was rushing because I had to go OK?!?!

Me and him are teaming up, so heres the story that we make. The Girls Of The Laughz

Season 1, Chapter 11

Bob: Some crazy college chicks just moved into town.

Pikachu: WHERE?! I mean... Dang college girls.

Al: I DON'T CARE. I JUST WANT A HAMMER.

Bob: ..... Pikachu, here's there address, remember, these girls can kill you with their thumbs.

Pikachu: .......

So Pikachu walks over to these new neighbors' house. Pikachu rings on the doorbell.

Pikachu: Ummmm.... Welcome to our town.

Maple: Go away, I'm about to beat Skyward Sword.

Pikachu: Well... I'll have you know... I've beaten that game 47 times... *wink wink*

Bluebear: What's with that racket I hear down there?

Maple: Some freak is winking at me! Call the cops!

Pikachu: Oh dang.... Not the fuzz!

Pikachu runs away and bumps into Chief.

Chief: What's going on?

Pikachu: Long story short, the cops are on me!

Chief: Sounds like an average day to me.

Pikachu runs away, and hides in the woods. Chief goes to greet the neighbors.

Chief: Hello! Here have some of my famous homemade cupcakes, and enjoy life here!

Mint: CREEPER! Get out of here!!

Mint sprays pepper spray in Chief's eyes.

Chief: AHHHH!!!!

Mint: Bluebear! When are the dang cops gonna be here?!

Chief: TAKE THE DANG CUPCAKES!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!

Mint: Oooh! Cupcakes!

Mint grabs the cupcakes and slams the door.

The police come.

Copper: Ughh Chief.... You're gonna wear me out. Come on, we're taking you in.

Later, at interrogation.

Copper: What color is my underwear?! *punch*

Chief: Oof! Yellow?

Copper: Wrong! *punch* Wait.... that's right.... creeper. Anyways! Why were you attacking that poor young lassy?

Chief: She sprayed pepper spray in my eye, took my cupcakes, then called the cops!

Copper: Can I haz cupcake....

Chief: They took them....

Copper: Well you're free to go I suppose...

At the house Bob is doing laundry.....

Bob: Hmm Chief and Pikachu have been gone all day, where are they?

Al: PROBALLY AT THEM GIRL'S HOUSE.

Bob: That is bad grammar. Go to timeout!

Al: I ARE GONNA USE WHATEVER GRAMMAR I FEEL LIKE SONNY BOY.

Bob: ..... I'm going to go find those 2.

Bob and Al walk over to the girl's house to find the pair out cold on the doorstep.

Al: I CAN HANDLE THESE GIRLS.

Bob: No!

Al rings the doorbell.

Mint: Hello?

Al: HI.

Mint: Oh hi!

Bob: You're not going to knock him out as well?

Maple runs in and knocks out Bob.

The chapter starts fading away as 'Ladie's Night' plays in the distance, and Al and the 3 girls drive off into the sunset.

cool chapter

Heh I love how all the posts now say they're from a year ago. Happy new year!

Season 1, Chapter 12

Chief: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOUNG MAN? IT'S BEEN 3 WEEKS!

Bob: I was on a..... business trip!

Chief: NO SIR! GO TO YOUR ROOM THIS INSTANT!

Bob: Fine....

Al: WHAT IS A 1.

Chief: 1 is a number.

Pikachu walks in holding a box of donuts.

Chief: Ooooh! I want one.

Chief grabs a donut.

Pikachu: They started selling the electric ones again!

Chief is electrocuted.

Al: I'M GOING TO GO FIND A TACO.

Pikachu: Ok, you go do that.

Al walks out.

Pikachu: Ahhhh, a day to myself, Chief passed out, Bob's grounded, and Al is going to find a taco.

Pikachu turns on the TV.

Advertisemtn: Has this ever happened to you? You're just sitting on your couch, eating a box of electric donuts and watching advertisments when a nuke goes off, that was in your basement!

Pikachu: OH MY GOSH YES!

Advertisement: Then you need Nuke Shield! A shield that may or may not (probally not) protect you from a nuclear explosion!

Pikachu orders one.

In a few minutes, it arives.

Pikachu: Let's test this!

Pikachu turns on a nuke, then gets behind his shield.

Then it explodes. Pikachu is fine.

Pikachu: Awesome! Wait.... I'm invincible!

Pikachu goes to eat an electric donut.

Pikachu: OOWWWW RADIATION!

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Sorry this was short, I gotta go, I promise the next chapter will be longer.

Wow... bobboy6 you are LAZY

great chapter

heh, I'm sorry Snow, I've barely had anytime with exams this month, don't worry. they're over now, which means more chapters for everyone!

Season 1, Chapter 13

Bob: I've decided I don't want to do exams, they are preventing me from writing chapters.

Pikachu: Well you're gonna need to.

Bob grabs a shotgun.

Bob: Not if the teacher "ditches town"

Pikachu: They'd get a substitute.

Bob grabs 2 shotguns.

Bob: What if the sub "ditches town"

Pikachu: Bob, you're taking that test.

Bob: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

Pikachu: Let's not be Al here, ok?

Al burst in holding 2 missile launchers.

Al: HI. I JUST BLEW UP A UFO.

Outside....

Gulliver: AHHH! I don't know how I lived that, but I wish I'd died!

Inside.......

Pikachu: I hear the school bus!

Bob: NOOOOO

Al: DON'T WORRY.

Al walks outside, shoots a missile at the bus, then walks inside.

Pikachu: Then we'll take my car.

Bob: NOOOOOOO

Al walks outside, shoots Pikachu's car, then walks inside.

Pikachu: Then Bob, you'll have to walk.

Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Al shoots Bob's legs.

Bob: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Thanks Al.

Pikachu: Urghhhh, Ok fine you can have the day off.

Chief walks inside with a balloon.

Chief: HI!!!

Pikachu: Where were you?!

Chief: Since when have you started caring?

Pikachu: Since last chapter!

Chief: Well I find it kinda stupid, now you're not giving the writer and co-star any freedom....

Bob: He's right, you know, I could fire you, and this is my house, as well.

Pikachu: Well I'm sorry, just trying to take a little responsibiliy, you could seriously injured.

Bob and Chief: We're INVINCIBLE!!!

Meanwhile, Al is over at the camera, still rolling.

Al: HEH, THIS IS COMEDY GOLD.

Pikachu: I'm sorry! You know what? I QUIT!

Bob: NO! YOU ARE NOT QUITTING.

Pikachu: Well you can't tell me what to do!

Chief: If you quit, then you don't get my balloon.

Pikachu: BALLOOOOOOOON! Alright I'm back in.

Bob goes to check his E-mail.

Bob: Ohhh, this chapter was somewhat pointless.

Al: IT ALWAYS IS.

Pikachu: Why?

Bob: Umm.... How much did your old car cost?

Pikachu: 100 million bells, but it's OK, because I know you're gonna remake the exam.

Bob:..... Exams are over.....

Pikachu goes on a swearing rage

Al: I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF THOSE WORDS.

Chief: I didn't understand any.

Bob: I understood all of them.

Pikachu: Well I guess we should go get a radiation shower from last chapter.

No one bothers to turn off the camera.



































Bob: OH I'm so stupid, sorry!

great chapter

you should add creeper Joe  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esapIoT7OEQ

This is so funny *flags*!

Season 1 Finale! Part 1

Pikachu: Some house just freaking appeared right next to ours, it's freaky too.

Bob: Houses always just pop up and go down, that's how life here is.

Pikachu: It looks so creepy though....

Al: NOTHING CREEPS ME OUT SINCE.... NEVER MIND.

Bob: Fine let's go have a look at this "house"

Chief: Why the quotes around house?

Bob: Shut up. No one asked you.

The 4 go and look at the house.

Al: THIS AIN'T CREEPY AT ALL.

Bob: Ehh, kinda.

Chief: This looks like a house in a movie where a bunch of kids are walking then a guy with a hockey mask jumps out and gives the kids season tickets to his hockey game.

Pikachu: OH! Yeah, that was in your movie "Friday the Thirteenth, Day of the Hockey Game" I saw that in your box labeled "Stuff I should burn but I'm such a lazy bum I won't"

Chief: Yeah, you watched it?

Pikachu: Yeah, I can't believe Johnny Depp was in that movie.

Chief: Yeah no one really could.

Bob: You acted with Johnny Depp?

Pikachu: Yeah, I was the hockey player.

Bob: I can't believe Johnny didn't get that part!

While all this talk of Chief's movie is going on, Al starts to get a little mad.

Al: GUYS, QUIET. SERIOUSLY YOU ARE MAKING ME MAD.

They don't stop. Al gets 2 machine guns and begins firing randomly in the sky. Several minutes later the cops arrive.

Copper: OH great! You guys again! I swear, you guys are always just shooting randomly around, no one thinks it's funny but you!

Bob: This is a mistake, it was the armor with the anger problems!

Copper: I hope you like prison.

Bob: I don't.

Copper: Sucks for you.

The 4 are arrested, and knocked out, when Bob awakes, he is in a room with the Chief of Police. No not Chief. Chief could never get a job like that.

Officer: Ok Bob, we have gotten about 100 records against you, all having to do with the fanfic you are writing.

Bob: So?

Officer: You can either take the death penalty, or shut down your fanfic.

Bob: Well, I suppose I could just live with my friends, so I'll just shut it down.

Officer: Smart choice, your friends will be at home waiting for you.

Bob gets home....

Bob: Guys, bad news.

Chief: We already know.

Bob notices Chief packing his stuff, but he's not packing clothes, he's packing guns.

Bob: What are you doing?

Chief pumps a shotgun in slow-mo while action music plays in the background.

Bob: WHAT'S GOING ON??!?!

Chief: This fan-fic doesn't die here.

To be Continued.

awsome chapter cant wait for season 2

We're not even done with the first one....... *fades away*

Season 1 Finale! It all comes down to this!

Bob, Al, and Pikachu are riding on the back of an armored truck while Chief is hacking the police station.

Bob: Chief, is the hacking done?

Chief: Almost, it is safe to proceed.

Al: THIS IS FOR BOB.

Bob: I'm right here.

Al: I KNOW, YOU FORGOT YOUR HELMET. THIS IS YOURS.

Bob: Oh... Thanks.

Pikachu: This is such a Call of Duty moment.

Bob: Yeah it is, only stupider.

Chief: Dang I just spilled coffee on my laptop.

Bob: NOOOO!

Chief: Don't worry, I had 2, 1 I was hacking with, the other for playing Solataire!

Pikachu kicks the door open. The trio walk out in heavy armor with machine guns.

Al: OH NO! I THINK I LEFT THE OVEN AT HOME.

Bob: Too late now.

The trio shoot down all the enemies in their paths and get on the elevator.

Bob: Chief we need a lift!

Chief: Ok, got it.

They get on the lift, and in the midst of all the exlosions, elevator music is playing in the background.

Pikachu: Heheh I love this song.

At the top floor, the lift breaks and drops to the first floor.

Bob: OW!

Al: WE NEED ANOTHER LIFT.

Chief: Got it.

They get on, and repeat. Back on the first floor....

Bob: Let's just take the stairs...

When they climb up to the top floor, they find the Chief of Police dead, and Chief on the ground, covered in blood.

Bob: NOOO! Chief! Speak to me!

Al: HE WAS SO YOUNG!

Chief: He.... He.... He....

Pikachu: What did he do?! Speak man!

Chief: He... Closed... My.... Game... Of...

Bob: Of what Chief?

Chief: Solitaire.

Chief passes out.

Bob: Hmmm, that about wraps it up for Season 1, we hope you enjoyed it. Don't worry about Chief, he'll regain consiousness soon.

Moral of the story: Never close Chief's Solitaire.

Credits:

Writer: Bobboy6

Idea: Bobboy6

Actors: Bob
           Chief
           Al
           Pikachu

Just 'cause: Bobboy6

Special thanks to: Bobboy6
                         Snowdance

Heheheheh.

Great job bobboy6, I was just on a trip to a water park resort. (That I am not saying the name of) That I go with my moms side of the family. (like my grand parents and cousins...) every year on super bowl weekend... I tryed writing at least 2 on that trip... But with only 4 days, NO!

great finaly forgot that the other chapter saod part 1 when i commented on it

This is soooo funny!

When will the new season be?