Looks like I come back from a 6 month hiatus for an awesome season and chapter. I'm glad to back...

wow XD this should be very entertaining!

Sorry for the lack of Season 5, but I'm going to camp tomorrow and have been playing New Leaf, so Season 5 will start next week!

awesome season finally, cant wait for season 6

Me neither, but we should probably have Season 5 first.

yeah that would be a good idea, sorry i apparently dont know my numbers

Season 5, Chapter 1

Isabelle: Umm, Bob, it's about time to start work...

Bob: Sorry, I was at several camps.

Isabelle: OK, anyways, welcome to Limmat! Your house will be right here.

Al: HOLD UP MA'AM. IN ANIMAL CROSSING NEW LEAF YOU GET TO PICK WHERE YOU WANT YOUR HOME IS.

Isabelle: But, we already built it...

Al: NO MA'AM, WE WILL TAKE IT OVER THERE.

Al points-

Al: YET ANOTHER THING I CURIOUSLY DO WITHOUT HANDS.

Narrator: *Ahem* Al points-

Al: OH SORRY SIR.

Chief: Don't apologize to that dang narrator!

Chief and the Narrator start punching each other.

Al: OK YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'LL JUST BUILD THE HOUSE OURSELVES.

Ike: That's not a good idea.

Isabelle: He's right.

Al: NOPE. WE'RE GONNA DO THIS.

Pikachu: Al, do you know how to use a hammer?

Al: TO SMASH HEADS?

Pikachu: .... To build a home?

Al: NO, WHY?

Ike: You need to use a hammer to build a house.

Al: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WORK.

Isabelle: Then use that house!

Al: ALRIGHT, I LIKE IT. NICE LOCATION, GOOD STUFF.

Everyone sighs.

Isabelle: Anyways... What do you guys want to do?

Bob: Build a giant ice cream cone!

Al: BUILD A LARGE HAMMER.

Pikachu: Make a donut shop!

Chief: Build me a giant bowl of kibble! Umm, I mean, manly steak.

Isabelle: Sorry, but none of those are on the list of Community Work projects.

Ike: How about we build the police station so the Narrator can go and do some jailtime for awhile?

They all agree. Haha. Irony. Because I'm the narrator.

Isabelle: Alright, preparations will be made, and the police station will be open tomorrow!

Ike: Thanks.

Bob: Yeah, see you tomorrow.

Pikachu: So Ike, which design did you pick?

Ike: The Modern version.

Meanwhile...

Isabelle: Hello Copper, are you ready for your job interview?

Copper: Yes ma'am.

Isabelle: So, why did you want this job?

Copper: Well, I want a more layed-back job, I used to patrol the seas, and it was terrible. Running the station here will be easy, I have tons of experience and I know how to handle every situation.

Isabelle: Alright, you got the job!

Copper: That's it?

Isabelle: Do you see anyone else here applying?

Copper: No.

Isabelle: Alright. Be at the station at 7 AM sharp tomorrow. The new mayors will be there to welcome you.

Copper: Thank you so much!

Copper throws a smart salute and runs out.

Copper: I'm free! Finally! This job will be like retirement to me, so easy, and free of those cursed freaks Bob, Ike, Pikachu, Chief and Al...

The next day Copper goes to his new job.

Copper: Ahhh, finally. Freedom!

Then Bob and the gang walk in.

Copper: YOU'RE KIDDING!

Bob: Welcome to Limmat... Copper?! Good to see you pal!

Ike runs in and tackles Copper in hugs. Everyone follows.

Al: IT'S BEEN A WHILE!

Pikachu: So good to see you!

Copper: I hate my job.

Bob: So, Copper, what do you think of the place?

Copper: You guys are the new mayors?

Chief: Yup!

Copper: How? You guys are idiots!

Pikachu: It was part of the prophecy, and the prophecy also called us idiots!

Copper: What prophecy?

Al: THE PROPHECY OF US BECOMING MAYORS.

Copper: I know that, but where did you hear it?

Bob: Isabelle.

Copper: The assistant?

They all nod.

Copper: She set me up! This is a trap!

Pikachu: Huh?

Copper: You guys are trying to kill me!

Bob: Good ol' Copper, with his good ol' humor!

Copper: Help!

LOL! Poor Copper can't get away from them, can he?!

poor Copper, hope he likes the new job

awesome chapter, looking forward to seeing more of Cooper

Season 5, Chapter 2

Bob: Oh man, so much going on, leaving for yet another thing tomorrow!

Al: DANG BOB YOU'RE CRAZY BOOKED.

Bob: Yeah. It's a shame.

Chief: Better make this chapter funny. Or else.

Ike: Yeah really, I'm just here because you sign my paycheck, I'd rather do something else.

Bob: Good point, we just moved to a new town, let's go check it out!

They head up to Main Street.

Pikachu: Hold up, I gotta go sell some Golden Stags at Nook's.

They go to T&T Mart.

Pikachu: Hey Timmy!

Timmy: Hello, hello!

Pikachu: I've got 10 Gold Stags, how much will that get me?

Timmy: Uhh, 5 bells?

Pikachu: 5 bells? That will get me thousands at Re-Tail!

Timmy: I'm 10 years old, you think I got money?

Pikachu: Fine! I'll sell them elsewhere.

Timmy: Wait! I may or may not have a bit more money I could offer you. How does 2 million sound?

Pikachu: Awesome! Where did you get the money?

Timmy: Redd may or may not have taught me how to deal fake paintings.

Ike: That's what happened to the painting I bought here!

Bob: You're one weird kid, Timmy.

Timmy: Now get out before I call Copper.

Chief: Psh, we're BFFs with him!

Pikachu: I'm gonna let that slide, because it's true.

Al: YEAH MAN WE GOT THEM CONNECTIONS.

Bob: Let's go and see Leif!

They go to the Gardening shop.

Leif: W....e....l.....c.....o.....m.....e....

Chief: Oh yeah, Leif is a sloth so he's slow.

Ike: Hmmm, how much are these flower bags?

Leif: T......h.....e......y.........a......r......e......

Al: WHY DON'T WE SAY 10,000 EACH?

Leif: .........

Bob: Let's get out of here.

Leif: T......h......a........n......k.......s.................a......n......d....

Chief: I'll pay you to shut up.

Leif:................

Bob: That was the worst thirty seconds of my life.

Al: LET'S GET SOME COFFEE. I NEED TO RECHARGE MY BATTERIES AFTER THAT EXCURSION.

Ike: Yeah.

They head down to the Cafe. Bob decides to get a job.

Brewster: OK, make their coffee.

Bob: Geez, thanks for the great explanation of what to do.

Brewster: Put the beans in the machine, and then pour it into a cup, happy?

Bob: Yes.

Link walks in and takes a seat.

Bob: Oh my gosh, what are you doing in here?

Link: I don't wanna here it, I'm having a rough day. Get me some coffee please.

Bob: What's the matter?

Link: I tried to write a good fan-fic on ACC but no one likes it.

Bob: Why?

Link: I figured if mine was better than yours I could lead my readers to slaughter you.

Al: HEY, KEEP IT PG!

Link: Shut up! Anyways, it was about a guy who was playing New Leaf, and he got the Hero's Clothes, and then he saved his village from a stupid guy named Bob.

Bob: Wow...

Link: Yeah, but one guy said I needed to learn to write better. But hey! Back in my days not everyone learned to write!

Bob: Let me hear it.

Link opens up a laptop and shows Bob the writing.

"Thread Title: the adventors of link

prologue

i bot a 4tune cooke and 8 it. i gave it to timme and he gave me cool cloths. i war thim and i looked like link from loz. i got a master sord and wint to beet up a weerd gy nammd bob.

to be continued."

Bob: Uhh, yeah, it's great. You'll get tons of hits.

Link: It's not any good is it? Huh... I guess I won't destroy you this way?

Bob: No it's OK, you'll get me one of these days!

Link: No! It's not fair! You're the mayor of this town, you have a house, and those weirdos over there, and I have nothing!

Bob: If you want, you could buy a house....

Link: Never! I will not fall into your trap!

Link runs outside, pulls out a jetpack, and flies away.

Bob: I'm going to read Chapter one of his story.

"chapter 1 beeting up bob

'i will fite u' i yelled at bob. 'o no' bob screemed. i beet bob up and then laffed. 'haha i am victoryus' 'ah' bob shoutid as he ran. i then wint and captured limmat for miself. i was now the ruler. 'yay' i shouted as i sat on my thron."

Chief: Wow. That's kinda messed up.

Al: KINDA? THAT'S JUST CRAZY.

Bob: Yeah, but at least we know we're not the craziest person in this fan-fic anymore.

awesome chapter, cant wait for more

Season 5, Chapter 3

Bob: Back, but now I'm leaving again!

Chief: Aww...

Bob: It's alright, this one is just a day camp, so I will still be on ACC in the mornings and evenings.

Chief: Yay!

Al: I DON'T REALLY CARE. WHILE YOU WERE GONE I MANAGED TO BUILD 2 NEW BRIDGES, MULTIPLE PUBLIC WORKS PROJECTS, AND UPGRADE ALL OF MAIN STREET.

Bob: What?! I wanted to help with that!

Al: EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM. OH! BY THE WAY, I ENACTED THAT ORDINANCE. AND THEY BUILT A STATUE TO ME.

Ike: Yeah, Al has been busy.

Pikachu: Do you want to know where he got the money to do this?

Bob: Where?

Chief: Al forced us to farm the island for rare beetles.

Bob: Whoa! Back up! We have an island?

Ike: Are you listening? Al is a tyrant!

Al: NOW HOLD UP FELLERS. I THINK Y'ALL IS ACCUSIN' ME OF SOMETHIN'.

Pikachu: Now he's talking like a cowboy! Al has gone mad!

Bob: Pikachu, I think from the second you and I met Al at the museum back in Funktown, we both knew he was mad.

Chief: You mean the night when you locked me in a closet?

Pikachu: Yeah.

Ike: Anyways, Isabelle wanted to see us up at the Town Hall. Let's go!

They all go the Town Hall. How redundant. Ike just said that.

Chief: Shut your mouth!

Narrator: I apologize, I was just saying what was on my mind.

Chief: Well you should be sticking to the script!

Narrator: Come on Chief, there isn't even a script. This is more like... A reality show!

Chief: You and I both know that even reality TV is scripted.

Narrator: Then it's not real.

Chief: Yeah, I know, that's what's stupid about it.

Narrator: Wow, all these years I thought when Angie said she loved Brad on the Bachelorette, I thought she meant it!

Chief: You watch that show?

Narrator: No, Bob doesn't watch reality TV, he had to make something up.

Chief: Oh.

Isabelle: Um, guys, it's great to see that for once, you aren't ripping each other's hair out, but we have business.

Everyone turns to look at Chief and the Narrator. So basically Chief and me.

Isabelle: Are we ready?

Bob: Yes.

Isabelle: Redd is in town selling illegal, fake artwork. We are going to make a plan to bring him to justice and-

Al: I'VE GOT JUST THE THING!

Al rushes in and hits Redd with a hammer, then drags him back to Town Hall.

Isabelle: Good work, but that was... Anticlimactic.

Bob: Yeah Al ruins things like that.

Isabelle: That's alright! Could you boys take him to the prison?

Ike salutes.

Ike: Yes ma'am!

They walk over to the police station.

Copper looks out the window.

Copper: Oh gosh, do I run, hide, or try to fight?

Bob walks in the door, immediately greeted by a fist in the face.

Copper: Fight it is!

Copper gives Bob the beat down of the century, while everyone else just watches.

Al: UH, COPPER WE HAVE A WANTED CRIMINAL WE WANTED TO GIVE TO YOU.

Copper: Oh, you're not here to be dumb?

Pikachu collapses.

Copper: Um, OK?

Ike: He's here to be dumb, he can't even stand.

Copper: Uh, so if you are just here to dump off Redd, that's all, right?

Al: YEP.

Al picks up Bob-

Al: WITHOUT HANDS!

Al picks up Bob and carries him home.

Chief: Will he be alright?

Pikachu: Yeah, he's invincible.

Ike: How are you standing, Pikachu?

Pikachu: Oh, I don't know.

Pikachu collapses.

Haha, great chapter yet again

awesome chapter

Loved it!

Season 5, Chapter 4

Pikachu: Hehe, I bought Al a great present today from the island.

Al walks in the door.

Al: YOU KNOW ME. JUST CHILLIN'.

Pikachu: Here, have a gift.

Al: NO WAY.

Al unwraps it.

Al: A HAMMER!

Pikachu: What he doesn't know, is that it's a toy hammer.

Bob: I dunno, with Al, nothing is a toy.

FLASHBACK TIME!!!!!!

Chief: Hey Al, I got you this toy car.

Al throws the tiny toy car-

Al: WITHOUT HANDS SOMEHOW!

Narrator: Hey, shut up! You didn't say that when it actually happened!

Al: WOW RUDE, YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT!

Narrator: Can we continue the scene?

Al: FINE, WHERE WERE WE?

Narrator: You just threw the toy car at Chief and it went through his skull and he's lying unconscious over there.

Al: HOLY MACKEREL, A TOY DID THAT?

END OF FLASHBACK

Chief: I can still feel that car up there...

All of a sudden, a hammer smashes down on Pikachu.

Al: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.

Ike: That looks pretty serious...

Al: NAH, HE'S INVINCIBLE, REMEMBER?

Bob (writer): Afraid not, I spilled some root beer on my keyboard, so for now, you're all vulnerable.

Bob: I'm sure Isabelle could help us!

Chief: Yeah, and maybe get this car out of my head...

They rush over to Isabelle.

Isabelle: Can I help you?

Ike: Is there a hospital Public Works Project, by chance?

Isabelle: There sure is, for one million bells.

Bob: Anyone got money?

Al: NOPE, NOT ME. I DON'T EVEN HAVE-

Chief: We get, you don't have hands!

Al: I WAS GONNA SAY I DON'T HAVE KIDNEYS, BUT THAT WORKS TOO.

Ike: Don't worry, I've got this!

Ike time travels to night, catches some beetles, time travels back, sells them, then builds the hospital.

Al: CHEATER!

Al hits Ike in the head with a hammer.

Ike: Hey look... A flying dinosaur! With rainbows! And sparkles!

Ike collapses.

Isabelle: Get these two to the emergency room, stat!

Four people run out with stretchers, and take Pikachu and Ike in to the hospital.

Chief: I'm going to head in there to see what they can do about this car in my brain. I think it's starting to affect my thoughts. Vrooom! Vrooooooom!

Chief revs up like a car and "drives" to a parking spot. He "gets out of the car", "locks it" and goes inside.

Bob: And then there was two.

Al menacingly twirls his toy hammer around.

Al: DON'T GET ON MY BAD SIDE, OK?

Bob: Ok..... Don't hurt me!

Al: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

A doctor walks out of the hospital.

Bob: Excuse me, doctor, are Pikachu and Ike going to be OK?

Doctor: I'm not a doctor.

Bob: But you're dressed like one, and it's illegal to impersonate one!

Not a Doctor: Well it's just that- Hey! I have a name you know!

Narrator: Sorry, what is it?

Not a Doctor: It's Rick.

Narrator: Alright, sorry, go on.

Rick: Anyways, I just felt like dressing up.

Bob: But it's illegal.

Rick: Big deal, it's not like there are any cops around!

Al: WE HAPPEN TO BE THE MAYORS.

Rick: Oh snap!

Rick runs away.

Al: I GOT THIS!!!

Al jumps up and slams down his hammer on Rick.

Bob: You're caused more destruction with that toy hammer than any REAL hammer you've ever owned!

Al: YEAH. I GUESS IT'S PRETTY DANGEROUS.

Chief walks out of the hospital.

Chief: They got the toy car out of my brain, but in turn dropped a scalpel in. MUST CUT STUFF!

Chief goes and chops trees down with his body.

Al: I WONDER HOW THE FELLOWS ARE DOIN'.

This time a real doctor walks out.

Real Doctor: I have my Ph.d in Doctorology, therefore you have nothing to be worried about.

Bob: Good. How are Pikachu, Ike, and Rick doing?

Real Doctor: Pikachu and Ike will make a full recovery, meanwhile Rick has gone insane.

Al: THAT'S GOOD.

Bob: Well thanks Doctor....

Real Doctor: Doctor.

Bob: Uh, thanks Dr. Doctor?

Real Doctor: No problem.

Ike: I feel better.

Pikachu: I'm angry.

Chief: Scalpel.

Bob: Here, let me use my scalpel translating device.

Al: YOU CARRY A DEVICE TO TRANSLATE SCALPELS?

Bob: Hey, you never when it will come in handy.

Chief: Scalpel scalpel.

Translation: When will the computer be fixed?

Bob (writer): I fixed, you guys are invincible again. All better!

Bob: Not all better, Chief thinks he's a SCALPEL!

Bob (writer): Oops, I forgot about that, hold on.

Magic!

Chief: Hey I can talk now!

Bob (writer): Well kids, what did we learn from today's chapter?

Al: NEVER GIVE ME ANYTHING SEEMINGLY HARMLESS. I'LL MAKE IT DEADLY.

awesome chapter, cant wait for the next

Lol, this is really funny, keep writing.

Great chapter!

"Bob (writer): Well kids, what did we learn from today's chapter?

Al: NEVER GIVE ME ANYTHING SEEMINGLY HARMLESS. I'LL MAKE IT DEADLY."

I laughed so hard when I read that part

Whew, back from another, and the final of the summer, trip. New chapter soon, no promises for tomorrow because it's my birthday!

cant wait and happy early birthday

You have the candle next to your name...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Gonna be a good chapter I bet! Happy Birthday

Hope you have a great Birthday!