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Some of this is based on a real town, and some random characters will get tossed in.

Episode 1:

Yuka lives alone and has no friends. She gets unlucky that there are many other animals hanging out. While Goose and Harry were eating oatmeal while watching lacrosse on TV.

Goose: Oh my god. Those players are epic.
Harry: Are you kidding me? Those nets never break. And those are college kids.
Goose: No. Those nets have holes in them.
Harry: If they had holes in them, the ball would fall out! *Stitches walks in*
Stitches: Yo peeps. Hey? Is that oatmeal?
Harry: Stitches, What's stronger? These lacrosse players, or the nets?
Stitches: Wow... those nets are dreamy... *Gives Goose's oatmeal to Stitches*
Goose: What?!?!? These players are sweating a ton!
Harry: This is GIRLS lacrosse. Girls don't sweat!
Goose: That's so cheating! Get out of my house!
Harry: This is my house and OW!!! Stitches?!?!
Stitches: You're lying... This... is my house. WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? *both leave the house* Ooh. Lacrosse!

Goose and Harry...

Harry: Those weren't girls
Goose: WHAT?!?!
Harry: You know Stitches hates sweat, right?
Goose: Grr... I'll do a survey and ask everyone in town what's stronger, and I bet you 20 bells the winner will be the players.
Harry: 20 bells? Loser. Heh heh.

At Yuka's...

Yuka: Lacrosse is on? Awesome! Those nets are AWESOME!!! *dials Freya*
Freya on the phone: Yeah, Dotty! Those nets ARE spectacular! And those players are so weak!... Uh huh... Hang on, Dotty, got another call.... Oh hi Yuka!
Yuka on the phone: Hey, Freya! Watching lacrosse?
Freya: Yeah! Aren't those nets SPECTACULAR?
Yuka: YEAH!









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Episode 2:

In this town, where Goose and Harry were watching lacrosse, there was a girls club. Freya, Dotty, Dora, and Goose was in for a short time. It took place at Freya's house.

Freya: Isn't my house spectacular?
Dotty: NO!!!
Freya: Why?
Dotty: THE ONLY TOILETS THERE ARE ARE URINALS!
Goose: I like it! Those urinals are rusty!!!
Dora: What are you doing here? *Freya throws Goose out the window*
Dotty:Wow, Freya!
Freya: Yup! And I'm BLIND!
Dora: Then why were you bragging that your house was spectacular?
Freya: Can someone help me find my camo shirt? I can't find it...
Dotty: Like, EWW!!! You don't even have a PINK CAMO shirt?
Goose: Yo peeps! Goose is in the house! I heard what you said! You gonna wear that when you propose to Camofrog? *everyone chuckled except Freya*
Freya: That's not funny!
Dora: If you can't take a joke, LEAVE!
Freya: Show me to the door! *everyone chuckles*
Dora: It's right ahead of you! Tee hee! *Freya walks out*
Dotty: Yeah! Where IS her camo shirt? And Goose, step right in! You're hilarious!
Goose: Thanks! You know you just kicked Freya out of her own house, right?
Dora: Yes. Lets put all this furniture and carpet and wallpaper in our pockets, and make it an exact model of Harry's house! *makes the house and exact model of Harry's house*
Goose: Awesome! *dials Freya*
Harry on the phone: You can't find your camo shirt? Oh no! How can you propose to Camofrog now? ... Yes... Uh huh... Hold on Freya, got another call. Hello?
Goose: Come over to Freya's with us!
Harry: Wouldn't Freya be saying that? *hangs up*
Dotty: What did he say?
Goose: He hung up! *Freya walks in*
Freya: Wow, did you replace the men's toilet with a girl's toilet? My house is even more spectacular! *everyone chuckles*


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I laughed, this wad so great
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Episode 3:

This time, a new girl moved in. Her name was Annabelle

Harry: Chuckles hasn't given me the blue furniture yet... I thought he would give it to me! *Chuckles walks in*
Chuckles: Hi!
Harry: WHERE'S MY FRICKIN BLUE STUFF?!?!
Chuckles: How rude... It's rated E ya know... I tried to give you a blue box but you said the stuff had to be blue.
Annabelle: I heard everything! Uhh... Harry?
Harry: What?
Annabelle: You have blue stuff ALL OVER your house.
Harry: Shut up, liar!
Chuckles: Harry, what's gotten into you? Your all... mean!
Harry: Fine... Sorry. And by the way, wanna go to the city?
Chuckles: Hmm...
Harry: "HMM" IS NOT AN ANSWER!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU BAD GRAMMAR CLOWN!
Chuckles: I gotta call Yuka about this... *dials Yuka*
Yuka on the phone: I see... Uh huh... Yeah, Dotty... GET OFF THE PHONE NOW I GOT ANOTHER CALL!!! ... Hey Chuckles... SHUT IT, BIG MOUTH, I WAS ON THE PHONE!!! *hangs up*
Annabelle: I'm afraid there's a curse... 30 minutes after you leave Harry's house, since he's all mean, you'll turn mean in 30 minutes
Chuckles: Darn it.
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super!
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*changing title*
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Wait, are all these villagers in your town?

Very funny by the way.
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Most of them are. Dotty, Annabelle, Harry, Yuka, Stitches, Freya, Egbert, Goose, Butch, and Dora are all residents in my town.
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Episode 4:

Today, everyone cured their meanness. even Harry. But only the residents of Oak City know. I don't even know. I'm just poor narrator. Annabelle came to Dotty's house.

Dotty: Annabelle! Just who I was going to call! And do you know WHY I was going to call?
Annabelle: OH MY GOSH!!! WHY?
Dotty: TO GO SHOPPING AND GET SOMETHING FOR THE CUTEST KID IN TOWN!!!
Annabelle: Goose?
Dotty: EWW!
Annabelle: What? I just find chickens as cute as babies. I would've said Egbert, but I hate the color yellow.
Dotty: EWW!!!! Not by a long shot! Stitches, duh!
Annabelle: Oh right...
Dotty: Let's drive to THE LIPSTICK STORE!!!
Annabelle: Since when is there a lipstick store in the city?
Dotty: HERE WE ARE!!! The lipstick store!
Annabelle: Wait a second, why are we buying LIPSTICK for STITCHES? Do you even give a darn about Stitches?
Dotty: HECK YEAH!!! I'm starting to think YOU don't give a darn!
Annabelle: NO! I'M JUST SAYING YOU ARE BEING DUMB BECAUSE YOU'RE BUYING LIPSTICK FOR STITCHES!!!
Stitches: Hey girls!
Annabelle: What are you doing at the lipstick store?
Stitches: Buying lipstick. And also, why do you 2 say to each other, "You don't give a darn about Stitches!"
Annabelle: Well,
Stitches: I gotta go, ladies! I'm gonna rush home and try on this lipstick! Cya!
Annabelle: Wow... He just bought something and actually KNEW it wasn't food.
Dotty: Well, lets go home. He just bought his favorite lipstick they had, and he doesn't need a second...
Annabelle: You're right. *drives home*
Dotty: By the way, Annabelle?
Annabelle: Yes?
Dotty: Do you watch lacrosse?
Annabelle: Yeah! Aren't the nets EPIC?!?!
Dotty: Eww, that's a word Goose would use. Never say the E word ever again.
Stitches: What's the E word? Eggless brownie?
Dotty: Hi Stitches. Uhh... Lipstick looks nice on you.
Stitches: Thanks! *walks away*


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Its very funny xD Keep doing more
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remember that you are being encouraged
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ik. I'll probably do another script tonight. Maybe sooner.
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well they are very good, definnentely worth flagging!
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why would you buy a boy lipstick? anyway good job
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hi veary funny
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ill write later today something sad going on with pet and dont wanna do comedy right now
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smoople@ That's the joke

Episode 5:

One day, all the Oak City boys except Chuckles (plus Dotty) went to a casino. It went all wrong... They took the bus.

Kapp'n: Yo, fellow seadogs, you heading to a scarvy ol' casino?
Goose: I'm a Goose.
Dotty: HE'S A CHICKEN!
Kapp'n No he aint. I'll identify you with my turtle mind reading... Uhh... Oops! I'm sorry! Your a lass!
Stitches: What am I?
Kapp'n: Uhh... Hmm... A lass.
Harry: What am I?
Kapp'n: A boy.
Harry: So you technically called Goose and Stitches girls?
Kapp'n: No, I called them lasses.
Dotty: What am I?
Kapp'n: A boy.
Dotty: How could you?!?! *beats up Kapp'n*
Butch Thank you, Dotty, for beating him up before he called me a lass.
Dotty: Here we are! The Maple county casino! *they all walk in*
Stitches: Oh... My... Gosh... This place is not very playful...
Emcee: It's a gambling building.
Dotty: Uhh... All right. Look at those slot thingies. Lets look at those.
Stitches: I'll do it. Uhh... Egless brownie, eggless brownie, eggless brownie... JACKPOT! *everyone says wow*
Goose: Why is Dotty  talking to Emcee? Let's take a listen...
Dotty: May we please buy ALL these slots?
Emcee: For a million dollars. We are closing for good, anyway. In a year. Or right now if you'll pay.
All the boys: DONT DO IT!
Dotty: SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Anyway, will you guys pay half?
Butch: They ARE your slots... Nah. *they drive home.*

few days later

Dotty: These slots are NIGHTMARES!!! I keep having to waste all my tokens that I buy from for that STUPID Emcee I hired. I feel bad for giving some to the guys...


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  Hilarious
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Funny I almost peed on myself
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musicluva1999 Seriously?
BTW, these are hilarious, C01.
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really, guys?
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Episode 6:

This time, Annabelle and Egbert took the bus to the city for a little shopping date.
Egbert: We are perfect friends, perfect friend!
Annabelle: Yeah! Something cooler Bestest friend buddys forever on the solar system world! Or for when we text, BFBFOTSSW!
Egbert: What?
Annabelle: Never mind. Tee hee!
Kapp'n: You are the most annoying BFBFOTSSW's I've ever met! Here we are, Boys and Lass.
Annabelle: What do you mean by the plural of... *see's Dotty behind them* AHH! Dotty, This was a plan for the TWO of us, not THREE of us.
Dotty: Please?!?! I got left out...
Annabelle: Fine...
Egbert: Let's go to GracieGrace! *heads to Gracie's store*
Annabelle: I like this place! I like the sweets bed!  *go's to sweets bed*
Labelle: Would you like this fine item?
Annabelle: How much is it?
Labelle: 80,000 bells.
Annabelle: Oh... I don't have that type of bells... I'll stroll around and find something else I guess...
Egbert: I love that bed! How much does it cost? I didn't hear...
Labelle: 80,000 bells.
Egbert: Aww... All right. I can't buy it then...
Dotty: OOH! Love that bed! I didn't hear how much it cost. How much does it?
Labelle: 80,000 bells.
Dotty: WHAT... THE... HECK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I HATE YOU!!! WHAT KIND OF PORCUPINE MAKES IT SO EXPENSIVE, MEANIE!?!?!?!?! *they all get kicked out*
Egbert: Thanks a lot, Dotty.
Annabelle: Yeah! Your ruining our shopping date!
Dotty: Fine... I'll be nicer. Let's go to Katrina!
Egbert: I call first! *they walk in*
Annabelle: Egbert's doing it!
Katrina: 100 bells, please.
Egbert: All righty! *pays*
Katrina: Mumble mumble mumble mumble, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *bucket hits Egbert in head.
Dotty: NO ONE HURTS ANY TIPE OF BIRD YOU UNIDENTIFIED WEIRDO CAT! *they all get kicked out*
Annabelle: Way to go, Dotty, Egbert didn't even get hurt!
Dotty: These people are meaner than Tom Nook!
Annabelle: No they aren't. Your just making them kick us out!
Egbert: Let's go to the auction! *they walk in*
Lloyd: Welcome!
Dotty: Your a creepy dancer *they get kicked out*
Annabelle: Sigh... Let's just go...
Kapp'n: So, bo-
Dotty: NEVER CALL ME A BOY AGAIN OR I'LL *Kapp'n throws them off the bus*
Annabelle: Just 3 more miles to go! ... YOUR NEVER GONNA BE MY BFBFOTSSW!
Dotty: What?

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ROFL
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Episode 7:

This time, all of the villagers of Oak City were going to the Brewster's coffee shop to go to the K.K. concert. It started out with all of the villagers walking there.

Harry: I can't wait for K.K. music *everyone says me too*
Annabelle: I've never heard his work before!!! *everyone says me neither*
Chuckles: Well I have... All it is is mumbling.
Goose: I read on the internet that K.K. Slider has a really strong voice! Oh yeah! Work those abs!
Chuckles: I'm warning you *walks away*
Yuka: Who cares about Chuckles'es thoughts? Let's go! *everyone runs there*
K.K. Slider: I'm gonna play a classic called K.K. Technopop!
Stitches: MY EARS!!!!
Goose: I don't have ears.
Random snooty in audience: I do! Aren't they beutiful!
Butch: You don't even have ears, idiot!
The random snooty: Yeah I... *finds burnt ears on the ground* AHH!!! MY BEUTIFUL EARS!
K.K. Slider: Mumble mumble mumble
Random animal: I'd like to buy some coffee!
Brewster: All right, they are 100,000 bells on Saturday!
Dora: WHAT?!?!
Random animal: Worth it! *spills it on K.K.'s head!*
Goose: Your destroying his brain muscles! *everyone yays*
The random snooty: I'll get the guitar! *buys and spills it on guitar*
Stitches: I'll buy one! *drinks it*
Goose: The coffee he has taste like some sort of milk from a weird animal...
Brewster: That's because it's PIGEON MILK *Stitches spits it out and it went on K.K.*
Annabelle: Good job! *everyone spits coffee all over him and then left*

Then the animals walked back

Chuckles: I warned you...
Goose: OK... I can't believe I'm saying this but, you were right. I'll just give you this exotic table...
Dotty: I have idea guys! Let's go to the Marquee for a hilarious show we've never seen before! *everyone agrees*
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