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Jiggly77
 
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So my mom was searching how to get from China to Japan on Google Maps, and this was one of the directions:

Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean - 782 km.

And when she searched how to get from US to Japan, this was one of the directions:

Kayak across the Pacific Ocean - 3879 miles

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Okay, I'm packing up my stuff at kayaking to Japan!
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Old joke is old.
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But I kayak across the Pacific Ocean all the time on my trips to Japan! Just make a couple of pit stops through the Pacific islands which are only about 300 miles apart for each. I mean, it's better than kayaking across the Atlantic Ocean and hiking the rest of the way to China so you can jet ski to Japan. It's more fun, but it's also more time consuming, taking three more hours than the six-hour kayak through the Pacific Ocean.
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I lol'd.

*opens up google maps*
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""Old joke is old.""
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Melbourne, AU to Atlantis, FL: It says to kayak across the Pacific Ocean 3 different times.
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Search 'Pigfarts'.

Apparently it's in Liverpool.

China to Japan:


1. Head east on 312&#22269;&#36947;/312&#22283;&#36947; toward 309&#30465;&#36947;
15.9 km
2. Turn left onto the ramp to &#24009;&#26611;&#39640;&#36895;
Partial toll road
600 m
3. Keep right at the fork to continue toward &#24009;&#26611;&#39640;&#36895; and merge onto &#24009;&#26611;&#39640;&#36895;
Partial toll road
37.2 km
4. Take the exit toward &#21313;&#20843;&#37324;&#37610;&#20114;&#36890;&#31435;&#20132;&#27211;/&#21313;&#20843;&#37324;&#38138;&#20114;&#36890;&#31435;&#20132;&#26725;
36 m
5. Keep right at the fork
24 m
6. Take the ramp to &#22825;&#24009;&#20844;&#36335;
600 m
7. Slight left at &#22825;&#24009;&#20844;&#36335;
Partial toll road
151 km
8. Slight left to stay on &#22825;&#24009;&#20844;&#36335;
Toll road
35.8 km
9. Slight left to stay on &#22825;&#24009;&#20844;&#36335;
Partial toll road
4.6 km
10. Take the ramp onto &#22825;&#21271;&#39640;&#36895;
12.2 km
11. Take the exit
500 m
12. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto 310&#22269;&#36947;/310&#22283;&#36947;
1.5 km
13. Turn left at &#32690;&#30343;&#22823;&#36947;
2.3 km
14. Turn right at 310&#22269;&#36947;/310&#22283;&#36947;
Toll road
7.7 km
15. Take the ramp onto &#36830;&#38669;&#39640;&#36895;/&#36899;&#38669;&#39640;&#36895;
Partial toll road
142 km
16. Continue onto &#35199;&#23453;&#39640;&#36895;/&#35199;&#23542;&#39640;&#36895;
Toll road
148 km
17. Take exit &#28540;&#20851;/&#38108;&#24029;/&#32469;&#22478;&#39640;&#36895;-&#28540;&#38364;/&#37509;&#24029;/&#32350;&#22478;&#39640;&#36895; toward &#32350;&#22478;&#39640;&#36895;/&#32469;&#22478;&#39640;&#36895;
Toll road
250 m
18. Keep right at the fork to continue toward &#32350;&#22478;&#39640;&#36895;/&#32469;&#22478;&#39640;&#36895; and merge onto &#32350;&#22478;&#39640;&#36895;/&#32469;&#22478;&#39640;&#36895;
Toll road
42.2 km
19. Take exit &#38867;&#26862;&#23528;/&#34253;&#30000;/&#21830;&#27931;/&#21830;&#21335;-&#38889;&#26862;&#23528;/&#34013;&#30000;/&#21830;&#27931;/&#21830;&#21335; toward &#35199;&#34013;&#39640;&#36895;/&#35199;&#34253;&#39640;&#36895;
Toll road
1.2 km
20. Keep right at the fork to continue toward &#35199;&#34013;&#39640;&#36895;/&#35199;&#34253;&#39640;&#36895; and merge onto &#35199;&#34013;&#39640;&#36895;/&#35199;&#34253;&#39640;&#36895;
Toll road
21.6 km
21. Slight left at &#27818;&#38485;&#39640;&#36895;/&#28396;&#38493;&#39640;&#36895;
Partial toll road
891 km
22. Slight right at &#21512;&#32933;&#32350;&#22478;&#39640;&#36895;/&#21512;&#32933;&#32469;&#22478;&#39640;&#36895;
Toll road
6.6 km
23. Take exit &#65319;&#65300;&#65296;/&#28353;&#24030;/&#21335;&#20140; on the left toward &#27818;&#38485;&#39640;&#36895;/&#28396;&#38493;&#39640;&#36895;
Toll road
500 m
24. Keep left at the fork to continue toward &#27818;&#38485;&#39640;&#36895;/&#28396;&#38493;&#39640;&#36895;
Toll road
350 m
25. Keep right at the fork to continue toward &#27818;&#38485;&#39640;&#36895;/&#28396;&#38493;&#39640;&#36895; and merge onto &#27818;&#38485;&#39640;&#36895;/&#28396;&#38493;&#39640;&#36895;
Toll road
78.0 km
26. Continue onto &#21512;&#23425;&#39640;&#36895;/&#21512;&#23527;&#39640;&#36895;
Toll road
13.6 km
27. Continue onto &#23425;&#21512;&#39640;&#36895;/&#23527;&#21512;&#39640;&#36895;
Partial toll road
16.1 km
28. Take exit &#23425;&#36830;&#39640;&#36895;/&#28142;&#23433;/&#19977;&#26725;-&#23527;&#36899;&#39640;&#36895;/&#28142;&#23433;/&#19977;&#27211; toward &#19977;&#26725;&#39640;&#36895;/&#19977;&#27211;&#39640;&#36895;
550 m
29. Keep right at the fork to continue toward &#19977;&#26725;&#39640;&#36895;/&#19977;&#27211;&#39640;&#36895; and merge onto &#19977;&#26725;&#39640;&#36895;/&#19977;&#27211;&#39640;&#36895;
Partial toll road
13.6 km
30. Take exit &#32350;&#22478;&#20844;&#36335;/&#38632;&#33457;&#21488;&#21312;-&#32469;&#22478;&#20844;&#36335;/&#38632;&#33457;&#21488;&#21306; to merge onto &#32350;&#22478;&#20844;&#36335;/&#32469;&#22478;&#20844;&#36335;
Partial toll road
28.3 km
31. Take exit &#39340;&#32676;/&#20013;&#23665;&#38517;/&#20013;&#23665;&#38272;/&#28396;&#23527;&#39640;&#36895;-&#39532;&#32676;/&#20013;&#23665;&#38517;/&#20013;&#23665;&#38376;/&#27818;&#23425;&#39640;&#36895; toward &#27818;&#23425;&#39640;&#36895;/&#28396;&#23527;&#39640;&#36895;
100 m
32. Take exit &#27818;&#23425;&#39640;&#36895;-&#28396;&#23527;&#39640;&#36895; to merge onto &#27818;&#23425;&#39640;&#36895;/&#28396;&#23527;&#39640;&#36895;
Partial toll road
248 km
33. Continue onto &#20140;&#27818;&#39640;&#36895;/&#20140;&#28396;&#39640;&#36895;
Partial toll road
22.3 km
34. Take exit &#65331;&#65298;&#65296;/&#22806;&#29615;&#38567;&#36947;&#26041;&#21521;-&#65331;&#65298;&#65296;/&#22806;&#29872;&#38567;&#36947;&#26041;&#21521; to merge onto &#22806;&#29615;&#39640;&#36895;/&#22806;&#29872;&#39640;&#36895;
22.3 km
35. Take exit &#21516;&#27982;&#36335;-&#21516;&#28639;&#36335; toward &#27888;&#21644;&#36335;
400 m
36. Continue straight onto &#27888;&#21644;&#36335;
130 m
37. Turn left at &#21516;&#27982;&#36335;/&#21516;&#28639;&#36335;
600 m
38. Slight right to stay on &#21516;&#27982;&#36335;/&#21516;&#28639;&#36335;
1.0 km
39. Turn right at &#21452;&#22478;&#36335;/&#38617;&#22478;&#36335;
2.1 km
40. Turn right at &#22616;&#21518;&#36335;
500 m
41. Turn left at &#22616;&#21518;&#25903;&#36335;
400 m
42. Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean
782 km
43. Continue straight
1.4 km
44. Turn right at &#30476;&#36947;350&#21495;&#32218;
2.1 km
45. Continue onto &#30476;&#36947;349&#21495;&#32218;
11.3 km
46. Turn right
57 m
47. Turn left
58 m
48. Take the &#20018;&#26408;&#37326;~&#37324;~&#20013;&#29969;~&#40575;&#23798;~&#38263;&#27996; ferry
Partial toll road
49.5 km
49. Continue straight
99 m
50. Turn right
180 m
51. Turn right
350 m
52. Turn left toward &#30476;&#36947;38&#21495;&#32218;
750 m
53. Continue straight onto &#30476;&#36947;38&#21495;&#32218;
900 m
54. Turn right at &#20018;&#26408;&#37326;&#39365;&#65288;&#20132;&#24046;&#28857;&#65289; onto &#22269;&#36947;3&#21495;&#32218;
32.9 km
55. Turn left to merge onto &#20061;&#24030;&#33258;&#21205;&#36554;&#36947;
Toll road
342 km
56. Continue onto &#38306;&#38272;&#27211;
Toll road
9.2 km
57. Continue onto &#20013;&#22269;&#33258;&#21205;&#36554;&#36947;
Toll road
64.6 km
58. Take exit &#23665;&#21475;&#65322;&#65315;&#65332; toward &#23665;&#38525;&#36947;&#12539;&#24195;&#23798;&#12539;&#22823;&#38442;
Toll road
1.5 km
59. Merge onto &#23665;&#38525;&#33258;&#21205;&#36554;&#36947;
Toll road
94.8 km
60. Take exit &#26377;&#26009;&#36947;&#36335;&#22823;&#31481;&#65321;&#65315; to merge onto &#24195;&#23798;&#23721;&#22269;&#36947;&#36335;
Toll road
12.5 km
61. Take the ramp on the right to &#23665;&#38525;&#36947;&#12539;&#24195;&#23798;&#12539;&#22823;&#38442;
Toll road
1.2 km
62. Merge onto &#23665;&#38525;&#33258;&#21205;&#36554;&#36947;
Toll road
309 km
63. Take exit &#31070;&#25144;&#65322;&#65315;&#65332; toward &#20013;&#22269;&#36947;&#12539;&#35199;&#23470;&#21271;&#12539;&#22823;&#38442;
Toll road
1.2 km
64. Merge onto &#20013;&#22269;&#33258;&#21205;&#36554;&#36947;
Toll road
30.1 km
65. Take exit &#21561;&#30000;&#65322;&#65315;&#65332; on the right toward &#21517;&#31070;&#12539;&#20140;&#37117;
Toll road
1.2 km
66. Merge onto &#21517;&#31070;&#39640;&#36895;&#36947;&#36335;
Toll road
167 km
67. Continue onto &#26481;&#21517;&#39640;&#36895;&#36947;&#36335; (signs for &#26481;&#21517;&#12539;&#20013;&#22830;&#36947;&#12539;&#38745;&#23713;&#12539;&#39151;&#30000
Toll road
6.4 km
68. Take exit &#23567;&#29287;&#65322;&#65315;&#65332; toward &#20013;&#22830;&#36947;&#12539;&#22810;&#27835;&#35211;&#12539;&#39151;&#30000;
Toll road
900 m
69. Merge onto &#20013;&#22830;&#33258;&#21205;&#36554;&#36947;
Toll road
161 km
70. Take exit &#23713;&#35895;&#65322;&#65315;&#65332; toward &#38263;&#37326;&#36947;&#12539;&#26494;&#26412;&#12539;&#38263;&#37326;
Toll road
700 m
71. Merge onto &#38263;&#37326;&#33258;&#21205;&#36554;&#36947;
Toll road
3.1 km
72. Take exit &#39640;&#36895;&#23713;&#35895;&#65321;&#65315; toward &#19979;&#35535;&#35370;&#23713;&#35895;&#12496;&#12452;&#12497;&#12473;/&#22269;&#36947;20&#21495;&#32218;
Toll road
1.0 km
73. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for &#20304;&#20037;&#12539;&#26032;&#21644;&#30000;&#12488;&#12531;&#12493;&#12523;&#26377;&#26009;&#36947;&#36335;
Toll road
85 m
74. Turn right at &#23713;&#35895;&#65321;&#65294;&#65315;&#65288;&#20132;&#24046;&#28857;&#65289; onto &#19979;&#35535;&#35370;&#23713;&#35895;&#12496;&#12452;&#12497;&#12473;/&#22269;&#36947;20&#21495;&#32218;
2.6 km
75. Turn left at &#28246;&#21271;&#12488;&#12531;&#12493;&#12523;&#21335;&#65288;&#20132;&#24046;&#28857;&#65289; onto &#22269;&#36947;142&#21495;&#32218;
10.1 km
76. Take the ramp onto &#26032;&#21644;&#30000;&#12488;&#12531;&#12493;&#12523;&#26377;&#26009;&#36947;&#36335;
Toll road
4.5 km
77. Take the ramp onto &#22269;&#36947;142&#21495;&#32218;
Partial toll road
13.1 km
78. Turn right at &#22823;&#21644;&#27211;&#65288;&#20132;&#24046;&#28857;&#65289; onto &#22823;&#38272;&#34903;&#36947;/&#22269;&#36947;152&#21495;&#32218;
2.7 km
79. Slight left
190 m
80. Turn left
750 m

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KennyFun00
 
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I am Scouser
I live Scouser
I will die Scouser

And I tried 707penguin's thing, It was funny... seriously.. jet skiing xD
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XluvmeeX
 
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Gotta love Google's randomness!
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xxDinoxx
 
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look up where is chuck norris on google & press Im Feeling Lucky. (;
Ohhh, google.
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XluvmeeX
 
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Haha!

Done it before.

'Google can't search for Chuck Norris, because you don't find him, he find YOU!'

In soviet Russia, Chuck Norris don't find you, YOU find Chuck Norris!
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acprincess
 
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That should go on MLIA.
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dboy64
 
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It has. Tons of times.
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XluvmeeX
 
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xD
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acprincess
 
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Yeah, but still, it's just so funny.

I betcha if Yahoo had maps, it wouldn't do that...and no one ever tells ya to "Yahoo it" every time you ask something.
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xD That would be so random. 'Google it' cannot be replaced. Not by 'Bing it', or 'Yahoo it'. NEVER!
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