Signature-------------- Why are you looking at this? My message is up there ^ How to become immortal: Read this signature tomorrow and follow its advice.
I have the ringtone that was on a commercial on my phone.
Ringidy ding ding ding dong...
Signature-------------- I have died everyday waiting for you, darling don't be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years I'll love you for a thousand more
I think I saw a newer one that had Gecko bobbleheads, I wants one.
Signature-------------- [b]The Hero's triumph on Cataclysm's Eve wins three [link=http://bit.ly/vR1F5U]symbols of virtue[/link]. The [link=http://bit.ly/rHMsyI]Master Sword[/link] he retrieves, keeping the Knight's line true.
"Could switching to Geico really save you 15% percent or more on car insurance? Does Elmer Fudd have trouble with the letter 'R'?"
"Shhh. Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits." "Okay, cut. It's I'm hunting rabbits, Elmer. Let's try it again." "Shhh. I'm hunting wabbits." "Cut! Rabbits." "Wabbits." "Rabbits." "Wabbits" "Rabbits, with an 'R'." "Ahhh, this dewector is stawting to wub me the wong way."
Signature-------------- I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere. I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
"Oh nooo! Your tire is all flat and junk, did I do that? Here. Let me get my cellular out, call your wrecker. Oh shoot.. I got no phone.. cause I'm a pothole.. sooooo. KAYBYE!"
Signature-------------- Is there music muted playing underneath? Is mathematics keeping you from thinking free?