Ok, I just had to laugh at that.
This one involves a fancy resturant:

You're a Cafe a la Flamingo(the fanciest cafe you can imagine) with [your favourite character in the opposite gender]. You guys were having a fab time, when [your favourite character in the opposite gender] spills some of his/her mango smoothie on a waiter passing by by accident. The waiter looks at him/her very threatening(over a tiny spill) and wacks him/her on the head with a spatula.

What would you do?

i would grab his spatula and wipe his *** with it.hard

Nice one! *mad giggle*
This one involves shopping:

You're going to GracieGrace's to buy some new furniture since your old ones at home are starting to grow mold. You pick up a wardrobe, a chair, and a big, long, table, when suddenly the lights go out. Good thing you have a little keychain flashlight. You open the flashlight, and you make your way to the door, but you couldn't open the door! Then you heard creaking. You wip around, and you saw the purple porcinpine. But she was headless and moaning!

What would you do?

Grab the wardrobe, break the door open and run for my life, with my bunny shaped balloon from Phineas

Scream DIE ZOMBIE!!and throw the table at her break threw the door and run for my life screaming ZOMBIE ZOMBIE!

I was just laughing so hard one of my buttons on my shirt popped off!
This one is somewhat gross:

[Your least favouite character in you town in the opoopsite gender] invites you for dinner. At 6:34pm, you met him/her at his/her house. The food was actually pretty good! The caeser salad was delicous, the baked potato was wonderful, and you had three servings of the chicken fingers! Dessert was chocolate pudding, but it tasted like dirt. The he/she said while grinning evily,"I couldn't find my chocolate powder so I used mud instead!"

What would you do?

I would slap him silly and shove the rest of the pudding down his throat.

i would scream at them YA WANT SOMETHING TA GRIN ABOUT!and throw food in his face and stuff mud in his mouth and yell WHOS GRINNIN NOW HUH!!

Hee hee hee! See how he likes it!
This one has elephants and peanuts in it:

You hate peanuts. But the kindess person [name of elephant] got you a bag of peanuts. You just had to eat them since you like him/her too much. You had one. Ugh. YOu had two. Bleah. You crack open the third one. You were just about to eat it when you got a horrible feeling in your stomach. YOU HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM DEATHLY BAD! You look at the bag. It says Trick Peanuts. You race to the bathroom, and you spent 3 hours in there, holding your gurgling stomach.

What would you do?

Poison the peanuts and feed them to the elephant

Go Lia! Stop at nothing!
This one's kinda sad:

You had a bad day in the city with monkeys picking on you, your rabbit balloon floated away, and Harriet dyed your hair white. Your [favouite character in the opposite gender] is trying to cheer you up. You look up at him/her and give him/her a sad smile. Then the same monkey that was picking on you threw a rotten orange at your [favouite character in the opposite gender].

What would you do?

i would takle him and say DONT TALK LIKE THAT GFREIND!!TALK TO THE HAND SISTER!!MMMMHMMM

I'll continue later. I'm really tired. See ya!

Ok, bye!

I would throw the orange back and throw the monkey in the fountain. After that I would take Kid Cat with me to nom on some yummy Cherries

Yawn... I'm kinda tired so this will be a short one:

If the Able sisters were selling[a shirt you always wanted]. You pick up some money from the bank, and you go shopping. You try it on. It fits perfectly, and the design was gorgeous. You buy it and put it on. At firt it was comfy, but after 3 hours of fishing, the shirt startes to hurt you. You rip it off, and on the tag it says, " made of Sable's loose quills."

What would you do?

I would go back to the store, throw it at them, demand my money back and take something random.

i would send them a pie with live pirrana in it

*Giggle, giggle* Alright here's another:

You are going to spend the night on the sofa infront of the TV tonight. You were watching a ninja show were ninjas snoop around and toss ninja stars at each other. You drift off to sleep, when suddenly the closet beside the TV opened, and out leaped a person wearing a hockey mask!

What would you do?

i would lock him in the closet and say WHOS SCARY NOW MMMHMMM SEE YA CLUTZ

Be all happy and stuff

Feeling clean? Here's one:

Your least favourite character walks up to you one fine morning and says, " Hey! I brought you a cake!' He/she held out a small, white cake. You decide to save it for lunch. When it's lunch time, you gobble it up in three bites. Then you realize it tastes terrible! You get a drink of water, but your mouth bubbles up! Then the same character that gave you the cake came and said, " Do you like it? It's a cake of soap!"

What would you do?

i would start there house on fire when there in it and lock the door

I would show them what I did with my bathroom, then shove my soap bar down their throat

*giggle giggle* This one is rather funny:

You're walking to the town hall to say so Bells, When you see a whole group of people in front of the bulliten board. You go and see whats happening. On the bulliten board was a picture of you early in the morning, with bed head and your too short bathrobe. The other people start laughing at you and slapping you on the back.

What would you do?