They LOG IN!!! Get it? Log in? (to acc), logs? LOGS, IN!!! LOL!!!!!!!
Joke 2: Theres a british man, an irish man, and a scotish man. there about to get shot. the british man gose 1st, he says: AVALANCH!!!! they look away then the scotish man gose next, he says: FLOOD!!!! they look away then the irish man gose next, he says: FIRE!!!! get it? like a gun fire? and forest fire? lol
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
Joke 1: What did one chair say to the other? i have something to "chair" with you. LOL! Joke 2: What did the dish say when it got washed? "Dish" is more like it! get it?
One time, 3 male dogs noticed a beautiful female poodle. They all hustled over to try to accommodate her. As they arrived, they were drooling all over themselves.
The poodle agreed to date whoever could make a clear and clever sentence with the words "liver" and "cheese."
The first dog said, "I like liver and cheese." The poodle turned him down, saying that he was immature and uncreative.
The second dog said, "I hate liver and cheese." The poodle turned the second dog down, totally unimpressed with his poor attempt.
The last dog turned to the other dogs smiling, and said, "Liv er alone, cheese mine!"
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A little boy's mom just got killed. The cops said "do you wanna live with your daddy?" The little boy said "No- he beats me." The cops said"your cousins?" The boy said "No they beat me!" The cops said "who then??" The little boy said "The Cleveland Indians and Browns!! They don't beat any body!!"
(from garfield and friends) Robot: Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? Jon: Sure! Robot: Ok you start Jon: Ok knock knock! Robot: Who's there? Jon: What do you mean who's there? Robot: What do you mean who's there who? Jon: wait your supposed to tell jokes! Garfield: *Laughs!!!!*
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