Please continue posting jokes in this new thread. NOTE: Any posts that say nothing but "First post! Yes!" or "2nd post!" or anything that is just spamming the new thread, will be deleted. Thanks in advance for not doing this.
THE RULES
1. Absolutely no dirty jokes. No swearing. No sex stuff. Only squeaky clean jokes allowed.
2. No jokes that make fun of people ... based on their race, religion, nationality, gender, hair color, etc... And please: NO "Yo Mama" jokes. They always offend someone and always get reported.
3. If you're not sure if it's appropriate or not, then DON'T POST IT. Trust me, it's better to be safe than sorry.
4. No links, this means you cannot post a link to a picture or a website. This will prevent accidental linking to inappropriate sites.
5. Do not copy anything you've seen on the net or gotten in a e-mail and paste it here without reviewing it first. This means the lists of "funny" things you may find. Those lists are usually inappropriate and people do not already proof-read them before they post them. Also, please do not post really long lists or they'll be deleted.
6. Do not post one-word or sentence comments, or emoticons, in reply to jokes, UNLESS you are also posting a joke yourself. We don't want pages and pages of "LOL", "Nice One", "XD", etc.
NEW RULE
7. From now on, we will not allow Chuck Norris jokes/facts on this thread. Most members find them annoying, they're not really jokes, and, let's be honest here guys, we are completely over the whole Chuck Norris thing. Any "Chuck Norris" facts will be removed as spam.
Mrs. Stupid is in a bar, when her mobile rings, a call from her friend, whose name is Ms. Bloggs(). "Hello, there, Mrs. Stupid." Says Ms Bloggs. "Hi, there, Mrs Bloggs," says Mrs. Stupid. "How did you know I was here?"
I went into hysterics when I first heard that joke... but I'm not sure if it's that funny anymore.
Signature-------------- Mood: Aggitated The Game. :3
My friend told me that one a while ago... took me ages to figure it out.
Signature-------------- You're awfully cute. But unfortunatly for you, you're made of meat. ~Sokka Not blue people Avatar or stupid Last Airbender. Avatar- The Last Airbender
How many lame people does it take to change a lightbulb? One.
Signature-------------- http://www.thelaughingma.webs.com/ - Poke trades. PT me for things I want. CubieDubie, if you're reading this somehow, you are the epic.
What's green and brown, has 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would probably kill you? A pool table, of course. If it did fall out of a tree.
Signature-------------- Arbiter: "We must go. The Brutes have our scent. Sgt." Jhonson: "And I left a little present for you, Arbiter. And I'm walking away. Ha-ha-ha!"
How many Narutos does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it takes thirteen episodes.
Signature-------------- http://www.thelaughingma.webs.com/ - Poke trades. PT me for things I want. CubieDubie, if you're reading this somehow, you are the epic.
There's six in a normal sized pool table, four on the small. I'm talking about the normal ones.
Signature-------------- Arbiter: "We must go. The Brutes have our scent. Sgt." Jhonson: "And I left a little present for you, Arbiter. And I'm walking away. Ha-ha-ha!"
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Signature-------------- http://www.thelaughingma.webs.com/ - Poke trades. PT me for things I want. CubieDubie, if you're reading this somehow, you are the epic.
-Staff Post (10/27/2009 3:24:10 AM) This post violated the following rule: 1.6 Spamming
Signature-------------- Arbiter: "We must go. The Brutes have our scent. Sgt." Jhonson: "And I left a little present for you, Arbiter. And I'm walking away. Ha-ha-ha!"
Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Cuz roads weren't invented yet.
Signature-------------- Arbiter: "We must go. The Brutes have our scent. Sgt." Jhonson: "And I left a little present for you, Arbiter. And I'm walking away. Ha-ha-ha!"